Carmen's Real Housewives Thread :)

you know, i grew up in jersey. i am not like these women, in case you were wondering

yeah, so Danielle was supposedly married to some guy who was an informant for the police. Guess we'll find out at 10pm, but it's the book that they quickly show, Cop Without a Badge.

http://www.amazon.com/Cop-Without-Badge-Extraordinary-Undercover/dp/078670246X

FYI, the reviews of the book are INTERESTING!

except she's not really named danielle, and she used to be a stripper

I liked the NYC ones the best so far...although Atlanta was pretty entertaining.

I like Jacqueline on this show the best...but she's not the one who is the most entertaining.

Supposedly Danielle slept with over 1000 guys.....google "danielle" and real housewives and find the dirt

jacqueline is very dull, no?

I don't know why this isn't coming through on 718 (the HD channel), but is coming through on 18 just fine

i have a dish, i don't know what you're talking about

brooklynpotter wrote: except she's not really named danielle, and she used to be a stripper

WHOA!!! :shock: :shock: Did I miss an episode?!

flexi can give you the hyperlink to dlisted.

http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2009/06/danielle_staub_of_real_housewi.html


holyshit!

just google...you'll find a million versions of the story

3 minutes and counting

brooklynpotter wrote: jacqueline is very dull, no?

yes, which is why she's not the most interesting, but probably the nicest

the old one scares me!

the old one rules

danielle is the scary one!! look at those weird skinny legs

I love cats, but that cat is fug.

aww i love hairless cats

googled and found. Juicy, juicy, juicy! I cannot WAIT for the table flipping episode!

i like that cat!

Nasty. That is not a cat as much as Carmen's q-tip is not a dog.

Twohead would be kinda pretty if she took some of my fivehead.

twohead seems semisane actually.

theresa's husband has man breasts, and he just used gay as an adjective

dude knowing she was a stripper makes this professional dance thing more hilarious

that's definitely not the gayest thing he's ever done. I'd bet money on it.

wait, which one are you calling twohead?

How do you spell "boooaaaalls?

brooklynpotter wrote: wait, which one are you calling twohead?

twohead = teresa (read my comments above about her hairline)

she's my favorite

being on bravo makes you a bit gay, even if its your wife's show.