Carmen's Real Housewives Thread :)

OOO celebrity plastic surgery on E.

Carmen wrote: being on bravo makes you a bit gay, even if its your wife's show.

that's what i call "gay by osmosis". e.g. I am a little Jewish by osmosis just from growing up on LI

I have finally understood the secret to having men propose to you....act like a crazy bridezilla!

ahahhaahhahahaahaha +1 bridezilla commercial

Gaylord?

OMG DID SHE REALLY JUST SAY "GAY SLUR" THAT ITALIAN GUYS DO IN JERSEY???!!!

you are the former kidnapping cokehead stripper who changer her name to be on the show. freals?!!!

wtf don't these bitches cook?

where's the lasagna?

OpossumQueen wrote: I am dvr'ing this since I have a project due tomorrow for a class (boo! I do NOT want to write about west nile virus from the viewpoint of a business owner. <--When good prof's give bad assignments.).

Poor plasticface's daughters! Their mom is teaching them that it's all about looks and a rich husband. And have you seen where the older kid says something about how the supposedly younger bf is mean to her mom?! Yikes.

must get back to work

One of the late night shows - Jimmy Kimmel? - made complete fun of the "young" guy who took her out. He looks older than her ("plasticface" is it?).

alright twohead is a retard but she seems to really love her kids

alll the food comes from the "premier banquet facility" that the family owns

btw all of these women are drinking bartles and james and zima-looking drinks.

yah, that 25 yo boyfriend was gross.

Oh right right the catering place.........

Ooo Meryl Streep at Julia Child!!!!!!!!

doublediamond wrote: yeah, so Danielle was supposedly married to some guy who was an informant for the police. Guess we'll find out at 10pm, but it's the book that they quickly show, Cop Without a Badge.

http://www.amazon.com/Cop-Without-Badge-Extraordinary-Undercover/dp/078670246X

FYI, the reviews of the book are INTERESTING!

The review are HYSTERICAL!! Family members dissing him right and left. So, I guess he's a "rat fink" (among other things). I wonder what happened when he turned up at Uncle Paddy's funeral as someone alludes to? Ha!

i have to see this movie

brooklynpotter wrote: i have to see this movie

i saw a big wedding scene being filmed in the park last year for this movie

Flexichick wrote: [quote=brooklynpotter]i have to see this movie

i saw a big wedding scene being filmed in the park last year for this movie

Was it Meryl or Amy Adams?

I think Amy Adams, but not sure. somebody was in a wedding dress and it was a big scene

ok, teresa needs to lose that hat

more than caroline's elephant t-shirt? lamé?

and dina's top? ick

rut roh.....dina's gonna get her brooklyn on! LOCK YOU DOORS

Wait, what's wrong with being a former stripper whose ex husband was a dirty cop?

damnit bravo knows how to prod the drama.

ALSO SCARHO aren't you "not watching"???

i'm hungry

Totally not watching. Now am switching between Charm School, Celebrity plastic surgery on E and RHW.

again, i grew up there. never heard of the brownstone. NEVER

scarlett wrote: Wait, what's wrong with being a former stripper whose ex husband was a dirty cop?

now you know why I don't let you bitches know about MY past ;-)

Mmm Veuve Cliquot - my fave!!!!!!!