BOARD RANKS (was: Easier than the PS Milfs!)

looks good but let's not reference soda ... they get enough free advertising on here...

BrookFetish wrote: 2000+ - Bill Brasky.

Did you know Bill Brasky is the godfather of my son?

Wait, who is Bill Brasky?

Newbie 0
Regular 50
Local 200
Insider 300
"Anonymous Guest" 400
Crabby Native 500
Bruce Ratner's Love Child 600
Carneviento Devotee 800
Ninja 1000
"Way too incestial" 2000+

EmilyM wrote: Wait, who is Bill Brasky?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Brasky

BrookFetish wrote: [quote=EmilyM]Wait, who is Bill Brasky?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Brasky

Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. It's true; Brookfetish has the crest hanging above his fireplace in PH.

I suggest a Special Naming System for too much too soon

(yeah, you know who you are)

say instead of "Grand Master", if you get there in under a month,
you're "Armchair Warrior's Love Child"

:shock: :twisted:

EmilyM wrote: Wait, who is Bill Brasky?

Newbie 0
Regular 50
Local 200
Insider 300
"Anonymous Guest" 400
Crabby Native 500
Bruce Ratner's Love Child 600
Carneviento Devotee 800
Ninja 1000
"Way too incestial" 2000+

I'm gonna have to work really hard to get rid of this ninja thing. maybe *cough* swap ninja and carneviento devotee?

alafairnadia wrote: I still say "anonymous guest" and "way too incestial" need to be ranks. ranks yet to be achieved by Carnivore.

I hate to be the Grammar Nazi... but do you maybe mean "incestuous"? 'Cause "incestial" isn't a word. Or is there some in-joke around it that I'm not aware of?

apollonia666 wrote: [quote=alafairnadia]I still say "anonymous guest" and "way too incestial" need to be ranks. ranks yet to be achieved by Carnivore.

I hate to be the Grammar Nazi... but do you maybe mean "incestuous"? 'Cause "incestial" isn't a word. Or is there some in-joke around it that I'm not aware of?

best thread ever:

http://brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=309&highlight=incestial

alafairnadia wrote: [quote=apollonia666][quote=alafairnadia]I still say "anonymous guest" and "way too incestial" need to be ranks. ranks yet to be achieved by Carnivore.

I hate to be the Grammar Nazi... but do you maybe mean "incestuous"? 'Cause "incestial" isn't a word. Or is there some in-joke around it that I'm not aware of?

best thread ever:

http://brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=309&highlight=incestial

Anonymous wrote: [quote=Anonymous]This post has become too incestial.

Incestial isn't a word. The adjective for when you fucked your Mom is incestuous. The adjective for when we all fucked her is just GROSS. She is a total skank, by the way.

Omigod! Excellent.

right? both incestial AND anonymous guest featured in one thread. beautiful. ahhhh.

pitu wrote: I suggest a Special Naming System for too much too soon

(yeah, you know who you are)

say instead of "Grand Master", if you get there in under a month,
you're "Armchair Warrior's Love Child"

:shock: :twisted:

most likely asexual reproduction . no love child .

apollonia666 wrote: [quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]This post has become too incestial.

Incestial isn't a word. The adjective for when you fucked your Mom is incestuous. The adjective for when we all fucked her is just GROSS. She is a total skank, by the way.

Omigod! Excellent.
Ahh.... Good times, good times...

alafairnadia wrote: I still say "anonymous guest" and "way too incestial" need to be ranks. ranks yet to be achieved by Carnivore.

You're just jealous, even though you will pass me at some point, you know. You're way higher in posts-per-day than me (5.62 vs. 4.80). I just joined a few months earlier.

1500= minister of propaganda

2000=Master Libeler

armchair_warrior wrote: [quote=pitu]I suggest a Special Naming System for too much too soon

(yeah, you know who you are)

say instead of "Grand Master", if you get there in under a month,
you're "Armchair Warrior's Love Child"

:shock: :twisted:

most likely asexual reproduction . no love child .

:roll:

why no love for
"Armchair Warrior's Asexually Reproduced Love Child"
for 300 posts in the first month (or equivalent)

"Minister of Propaganda" is apropos for 1500
"Carneventilador" for 2000
And for 3000, one year or more required, "Opus Dei"

(edited for spellification)

I actually do kinda like Minister of Propoganda. (is that spelled right? Too lazy to google...) I need a coffee, I should find a place based on that incestial post...

Carnivore wrote: [quote=alafairnadia]I still say "anonymous guest" and "way too incestial" need to be ranks. ranks yet to be achieved by Carnivore.

You're just jealous, even though you will pass me at some point, you know. You're way higher in posts-per-day than me (5.62 vs. 4.80). I just joined a few months earlier.

1500= minister of propaganda

I'm not jealous - I just think that you should have those names attached to you at somet point.

pitu wrote: I suggest a Special Naming System for too much too soon

(yeah, you know who you are)

say instead of "Grand Master", if you get there in under a month,
you're "Armchair Warrior's Love Child"

Amusing though this would be, the system doesn't have any way to track when the posts are made (nor their quality, which is why you'd get credit for "me too" posts). Unless you're volunteering to keep track, I think this is a no-go!

is any of the names ever gonna be implemented?

EmilyM wrote: [quote=pitu]I suggest a Special Naming System for too much too soon

(yeah, you know who you are)

say instead of "Grand Master", if you get there in under a month,
you're "Armchair Warrior's Love Child"

Amusing though this would be, the system doesn't have any way to track when the posts are made (nor their quality, which is why you'd get credit for "me too" posts). Unless you're volunteering to keep track, I think this is a no-go!

je suis desole
I was fooled by the Joined date being next to the Number of Posts

jeez - all this need for recognition. Just another example of a whole new generation of yupsters with the need for attention and gratification.

Gentrigratification!

Try lollipops, they work.

armchair_warrior wrote: is any of the names ever gonna be implemented?

Well, I thought a 24-hour discussion period wouldn't be too awfully protracted... Patience!

Livetotravel wrote: jeez - all this need for recognition. Just another example of a whole new generation of yupsters with the need for attention and gratification.
Gentrigratification!

50+ responses without the word Yuippie or Gentrification. Must be some kind of record. :P

Maybe one of the levels should be Gentrifier.

EmilyM wrote: [quote=armchair_warrior]is any of the names ever gonna be implemented?

Well, I thought a 24-hour discussion period wouldn't be too awfully protracted... Patience!patience i dont even know the meaning of the word . okay okay i do................. waits....................waits................waits


how bout now???

Okay, I just put in the new titles. Here is the list, for anyone who is curious.

Newbie 0
Regular 50
Local 200
Insider 300
"Anonymous Guest" 400
Crabby Native 500
Bruce Ratner's Love Child 600
Ninja 800
Carneviento Devotee 1000
Minister of Propaganda 1500
"Way too incestial" 2000+

Please note that complaining about the title you currently have isn't likely to get me to change anything. Just post more and it will be gone.

EmilyM wrote:
Please note that complaining about the title you currently have isn't likely to get me to change anything. Just post more and it will be gone.

o contraire
I am never posting above 599 - that's HORRIBLE!

Damn it... I'd better try the food at El Grand Castillo De Juaga sometime within the next 47 posts... :shock:

nybt wrote: Damn it... I'd better try the food at El Grand Castillo De Juaga sometime within the next 47 posts... :shock:

Heathen.



Oh wait, that was a personal attack, wasn't it?


Whatever... heathen!

The story of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.