Best Bar in Park Slope

raw wrote: ...and take out the trash once a week.

Hey, that's the mods' job!

Brooklyn Lager is a horrible beer, never understood the popularity. And word up on Buttermilk's taps. If anyone knows of someplace that A) cleans their taps and keeps it super cold then I will buy you a beer in thanks.

Can you imagine how many $1 cans of beer you'd have to sell to turn profit, and how ugly things would get after people drinking that much $1 beer? Some other bar in the LES was selling tall boys of PBR for $7 and people were buying them like hotcakes. Obvs not a lot of math majors down there.

My new favorite Brooklyn beer: Sixpoint. Sweet Action is such a dangerously easy drink. Please start bottling.

erikka wrote: If anyone knows of someplace that A) cleans their taps and keeps it super cold then I will buy you a beer in thanks.

Farrell's usually has those things covered.

EDIT: Replace "usually" with "always".

Drano wrote: [quote=erikka]If anyone knows of someplace that A) cleans their taps and keeps it super cold then I will buy you a beer in thanks.

Farrell's usually has those things covered.

EDIT: Replace "usually" with "always".

How's the beer list? Gotta admit I'm scared of that place. Haven't been in a bar fight in a long time, not looking to start again around the holidays

Umm....ya want Bud or Bud Light? In styrofoam.

Flexichick wrote: Umm....ya want Bud or Bud Light? In styrofoam.

That's it. Although I think erikka did mention that Bud was borderline acceptable to her somewhere on this thread. Or maybe I just read too much into it. Anyhow, you should go to Farrell's at least once - it's just like any place, if you're not a jerk nobody will bother you.

When we were going to Sepia a lot it was always clean and cold. I haven't been in about 4 months though...

Also, the taps at Brooklyn Fish Camp are great. And there is a bar up front if you just want to have a drink.

Flexichick wrote: Umm....ya want Bud or Bud Light? In styrofoam.

I'll just have a glass a water, thanks.

I'll just have a glass a water, thanks.

Ah, so Coors Light?

Ando wrote:

I'll just have a glass a water, thanks.

Ah, so Coors Light?

Light beer=death.

Ever heard that old joke:

Q: how is drinking bud light like having sex in a canoe?
A: It's f-ing close to water

For variety, you can have green beer at Farrell's for St. Patrick's Day.

Jesus Christ you guys got off topic....

Anyway Bar Reis... if you don't know what you are talking about then please shut the hell up..

This place was a bit ghetto about a year ago. IT'S NOT ANYMORE. It's probably the best bar in Park Slope, bar none.

Get off the computer and check it out for yourself... I don't have time for you to bar hop vicariously through me.

Oh.. and Flexi... you are looking hot today.... I'd love to sip green beer from the small of you freshly waxed lower back.

This place was a bit ghetto about a year ago. IT'S NOT ANYMORE. It's probably the best bar in Park Slope, bar none.

I gotta agree with the first part of that statement - I must have missed the "ghetto" phase because I've never gotten that vibe from the joint.

In Park Slope, I think ghetto means they saw a black or brown individual who was neither an aspiring novelist nor a graphic designer.

Drano wrote:

This place was a bit ghetto about a year ago. IT'S NOT ANYMORE. It's probably the best bar in Park Slope, bar none.

I gotta agree with the first part of that statement - I must have missed the ghetto phase because I've never gotten that vibe from the joint.

About two months ago my buddy and I left Great Lakes and were on our way to the 'Milk when he suggested we stop by Bar Reis. As we approached Bar Reis--and I was in the middle of complaining about the thuggish, ghetto nature of the joint--a bunch of K-Fed wannabes were in the middle of a brawl that spilled outside. So unless that "ghetto phase" concluded in the last few weeks, I stand by my assesment of that place.

erskelyne wrote: In Park Slope, I think ghetto means they saw a black or brown individual who was neither an aspiring novelist nor a graphic designer.

As a brown Park Sloper who is "neither an aspiring novelist nor a graphic designer" I can only say, wow...

Subject: My name ain't Michael Richards

No offense meant. I was mocking the overly "white" attitudes of some Park Slopers. My dry delivery doesn't translate well on the interweb.

I'm a whitey myself, from the Dirty South, and I gotta tell you, this is one of the most segregated-feeling places I've ever been.

I might catch a raft of shit by saying so, but here's a grain of salt, my two cents, and any other mixed metaphors that i've got.

MichaelKeys wrote: [quote=Drano]

This place was a bit ghetto about a year ago. IT'S NOT ANYMORE. It's probably the best bar in Park Slope, bar none.

I gotta agree with the first part of that statement - I must have missed the ghetto phase because I've never gotten that vibe from the joint.

About two months ago my buddy and I left Great Lakes and were on our way to the 'Milk when he suggested we stop by Bar Reis. As we approached Bar Reis--and I was in the middle of complaining about the thuggish, ghetto nature of the joint--a bunch of K-Fed wannabes were in the middle of a brawl that spilled outside. So unless that "ghetto phase" concluded in the last few weeks, I stand by my assesment of that place.

Maybe it's a weekend thing? I don't know. I'm going to investigate further...

Subject: Re: My name ain't Michael Richards

erskelyne wrote: No offense meant. I was mocking the overly "white" attitudes of some Park Slopers. My dry delivery doesn't translate well on the interweb.

I'm a whitey myself, from the Dirty South, and I gotta tell you, this is one of the most segregated-feeling places I've ever been.

I might catch a raft of shit by saying so, but here's a grain of salt, my two cents, and any other mixed metaphors that i've got.

Dude, thanks for clarifying.

And btw, I love this neighborhood to death--been here 10 years--but you are SO on the money: the PS is VERY segregated. It's also funny to watch the reaction of some people when a person of color--black or brown--walks into a bar like Great Lakes, for instance. Kind of a "is this person gonna start a fight or get out of line with my friends/girl, etc?" (And if you wear FUBU and order a Corona, forget it.) Even the bartenders do it. It's the Slope's dirty little secret. But most of the guys and gals behind the bar--and in front, I might add--in this neighborhood are above that sort of thing. I hope, anyway.

I remember one of the very first times I walked into a certain 5th Ave bar on a packed Sat night and the bartender--having gotten to know me previously and witnessing the reaction my appearance got--made it a point of greeting me by name as I walked in. And he did it quite a few times, as a matter of fact. Very cool.

Subject: Re: My name ain't Michael Richards

MichaelKeys wrote: [quote=erskelyne]No offense meant. I was mocking the overly "white" attitudes of some Park Slopers. My dry delivery doesn't translate well on the interweb.

I'm a whitey myself, from the Dirty South, and I gotta tell you, this is one of the most segregated-feeling places I've ever been.

I might catch a raft of shit by saying so, but here's a grain of salt, my two cents, and any other mixed metaphors that i've got.

Dude, thanks for clarifying.

And btw, I love this neighborhood to death--been here 10 years--but you are SO on the money: the PS is VERY segregated. It's also funny to watch the reaction of some people when a person of color--black or brown--walks into a bar like Great Lakes, for instance. Kind of a "is this person gonna start a fight or get out of line with my friends/girl, etc?" (And if you wear FUBU and order a Corona, forget it.) Even the bartenders do it. It's the Slope's dirty little secret. But most of the guys and gals behind the bar--and in front, I might add--in this neighborhood are above that sort of thing. I hope, anyway.

I remember one of the very first times I walked into a certain 5th Ave bar on a packed Sat night and the bartender--having gotten to know me previously and witnessing the reaction my appearance got--made it a point of greeting me by name as I walked in. And he did it quite a few times, as a matter of fact. Very cool.

Wow. I didn't know you had that problem. You-know-who gets all sorts of looks especially with the beard, but you just look like the nicest dude ever.

erikka wrote: Brooklyn Lager is a horrible beer, never understood the popularity.

Agreed. And their support of Mr. Ratner's Neighborhood just sunk them even further in my book. (Yes, you too, Jay-Z.) Kudos to Freddy's for doing what every PS bar should've done with their Brooklyn beer: introduced it to the curb.

Subject: Re: funny looks

caaahyoko wrote:

Wow. I didn't know you had that problem. You-know-who gets all sorts of looks especially with the beard, but you just look like the nicest dude ever.

Thank you, you're the sweetest. And I'm not surprised about Mr. S getting certain looks. I got nothin' but love for the guy so I might be heavily biased in saying that he IS one of the nicest dudes around. And I have quorum on that.

I rarely get any funny looks these days, but then again I've been in the 'hood for 10 years--which is a lot longer than most--and have either met, dated, or hung out with a bunch of our neighbors, so chances are if I say, pop into Lakes for a drink, Bonnie's for a burger, or Southpaw for a show there will be someone of my acquaintance there. (I feel like the damn mayor of PS sometimes!) And that is definitely a factor.

Still better than Billyburg any day. Ha!

well i'm 26 and moved to brooklyn for a more low-key atmosphere. As such, my favorite bars in the neighborhood are more north - 'bar' (part of 'farm') on flatbush and bergen is great, dark wood, low-light, GREAT beer and desert, Then there's Union Hall of course and my new favorite - Cherry Tree on 4th - the pizza is INCREDIBLE and the backyard is totally cool with little seating alcoves, and a friendly crowd. Again, good beer.

The Drunken Guest wrote: Anyway Bar Reis... if you don't know what you are talking about then please shut the hell up...

Insulting, disrespectful...nice. You actually do sound like you belong at Bar Reis. Or was Loki full?

Listen bub, here's a newsflash: just because someone may possess facts that differ from your point of view doesn't make them wrong. OK? Now go back to hanging with the K-Fed wannabes. I hear they need extras for his upcoming reality show.

Yo erskelyne,

I'm a black or brown individual but I'm a philosopher, not an aspiring novelist or a graphic designer. Do I count as ghetto or non?

Like I said, most( but not all ) Park Slopers would think you to be Ghetto simply by having a darker complexion than theirs.

The "writer/designer" bit was a snark on the stereotypical careers of this neighborhood.

Philosopher, huh? You get a good benefit package with that or do they just send you to an HMO? (again with the sarcasm)

Yo erskelyne (or C.C., if that really is your name),

Come to me place in the hood and I'll show you a good time, huh?

Me love you long time, son.

- The Philosopher (who drank shiraz)

That reminds me of the time when Rene Descartes went into a bar and ordered a martini.

Bartender says "With an olive?"

Descartes says "I think not", and then TOTALLY DISAPPEARS!

(The only philosopher joke i know, everyone just..just move along now)

Did he really TOTALLY DISAPPEAR? OMG.

There are many salutary lessons I might draw from that - since I'm a philosopher and all, but I'll just say OMG for now.

- Philosopher

TOTALLY.

Also see: LOL, OH NOES, and !!!111!!!1.

How long til this bugs the admins?