Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for being just TOO awesome.

banned for land-filling avatar!

banned for verbing nouns.

Banned for bringing Cooler Ham into 'the jewish'.

banned for bringing up cooler ham.

banned for mocking the Cooler Ham when she clearly is a professed devotee of Smoked Meat.

Banned for overly-cute dogs! Awww!

Banned for not recognizing that ham does not have to be smoked.

EDIT: That was for the previous post. Apollonia got in ahead of me!
Damn! I do type too slowly!

Banned for sneaking in ahead of me.

banned for avatar being over 125 pixel limit / /

Banned for not knowing that that only applies to avatars uploaded to the site and not to hotlinked avatars. =;

banned for finger-wagging!!!

Banned for not knowing the difference between a "talk to the hand" emoticon and a "finger-wagging" emoticon.

banned for absurd use of emoticons

Banned for banning someone for absurd use of emoticons when said someone didn't have any emoticons in the post he was banned for!

Unless, of course, said someone had emoticons which he then edited out after being banned for absurd use of emoticons, in which case: Banned for getting pwned!

Banned for 1337.

banned for causing epileptic fit

Banned for the wrong trousers!

Banned for buying expensive trousers!

Banned for misinforming the public!

Banned for bringing "the public" into this.

banned for quoting the public

banned for absurdly cute cat avatar

Banned for losing your crack-bubble-tea-pipe: it's the weekend!

banned for pointing out my idiocy

banned for pointing out that she pointed it out

OT (as if this thread actually was a topic HA!): where is that beautiful background in your new avatar? and what a serene smile!

Banned for making me repeatedly misread your name as "shishkebab."

Banned for excessive and gratuitous banning.

doctorj wrote: Banned for excessive and gratuitous banning.

Banned 'cause I've already been banned for that.

apollonia666 wrote: Banned for being ban-happy!

Banned for thinking that evidence means anything on these boards... :twisted:

shishkab wrote: banned for pointing out that she pointed it out

OT (as if this thread actually was a topic HA!): where is that beautiful background in your new avatar? and what a serene smile!

banned for pointing out that I'm not in the badlands right now and it's not 75 degrees and gorgeous outside.