Ban the person that posted above you..

banned for excessive alliteration.

Banned for excessive literacy.

Banned for mathomythimaficationum.
(yeah, that's right)

banned for big word use.

banned for being in last place (you're the sacrificial lamb -- methinks we need to revive this thread)

banned for being a revivalist!

I love this thread! Banned for being anti-religion and anti-antiquated!

Banned for not making any sense!
:-'

Banned for disproportionately high number of posts in the "Banned" thread when you could be contributing more to the "who's next" thread instead!!! WE'D BE AT 9 ALREADY! WE'D BE AT 9!!!

Banned for NOT LOVING THE BANNING THREAD!
(and for playing with yourself)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: /

(gasp! page two!! page two!!!)

Banned for thinking that playing with one's self is a bannable infraction!!!

banned for promoting posting for posting's sake.

banned for not signing this petition:

Petition for the NYC Parks Dept to Amend its Regulations to Codify and Strengthen Off-leash Policy
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/amendparksregs

banned for thinking I care about your dog.

banned for promoting one thread over another, rather than being even-handed and not choosing a favorite. how do you think this thread feels when it reads you've denied it a thriving existence?

banned for guilt-tripping.

wait! ACK! i ban myself for replying to the wrong ban! sorry Alafair... my computer sometimes doesn't recognize "last post" even when i click it. so i ban me, i ban my computer, and i ban WhyFi cuz that's who i meant to ban in the first place.

and i ban sweet tea... just cuz.



BAN!

Banned for posting a picture of the horrible chef that wouldn't know hot spices if it bit him in the ass.

What is he doing anyways,, communing with the crawfish?! Caption that photo.

banned for promoting out-of-season oranges!

Banned for bringing up a woman's fruit in a public place!!!

PS.. and promoting scurvy!!!

shishkab wrote: banned for promoting one thread over another, rather than being even-handed and not choosing a favorite. how do you think this thread feels when it reads you've denied it a thriving existence?

Banned for accidently banning someone seperated by 3 posts and 56 minutes from the person that you intended to ban!!!

@ Mama - banned for implying that a woman's fruit is all that's needed to keep a man straight! :twisted:

Banned for Drawing Untoward Inferences During Citrus Season!

Banned for excessive capitalization.

banned for excessive absenteeism!

Banned for absent capitalization!

banned for excessive banning.

Banned for meta.

Banned for llama sweata

banned for unauthorized use of free verse and serialized social rhymitude

banned for bombastic banality!