Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned fro trying to keep cats down.

banned for forgetting that you can't get a cat to do anything she doesn't want to do.

Banned for not asking the tomcat nicely.

banned for assuming that the only cat to go into space would be a tom.

Banned because I made no assumptions. I'm the tomcat around here, and if I want to go for a spacewalk I damnwell will.

Banned for keeping a goldfish in your space helmet.

Banned because a tomcat's gotta eat.

banned for worrying about food in space - don't you know there are pigs there?

Banned for expecting that Pigs in space come pre-cooked.

banned for thinking cats want their food cooked.

Banned because with a little improvisation with the heat sheilds, and a booster rocket full of liquid oxygen, we're gonna have ourselves a bbq.

banned for being slow

Banned because we've already seen that the server can flip the actual ordering of posts.

Banned for blaming the server.

banned for defending lousy service.

Banned for insulting lice.

Banned for defending lice.

Banned for having lice

Banned, because everyone knows that Homeland Security would never have let this llama into the country from Peru if it carried lice.

Banned for being in cahoots with Homeland Security

Banned for using the word "cahoots" in a non-ironic way.

banned for promoting irony - you hipster.

Banned for calling Carny a Hih-hih-hih-HIPSTER!!!

banned for stuttering to effect

Banned for b- b- b- banning stutterers

Both of you are banned for reminding me of this song !

BANNED for not thinking of this much better song (by Elastica):

I have no idea who the people in that slide show are, btw. I just wanted to link the song.

and another double ban for omitting the most obvious of songs.
(no clue who the dude is)

BANNED for making me look at that guy for 2 1/2 minutes.

Banned for actually wathing that for 2 1/2 minutes