Ban the person that posted above you..

Oooh , pobrecita!

Banned for making me feel bad , about making you feel bad.

banned for all this sappy emotion

Banning myself for not knowing any cool ASCII gun art.

banned because too much self-banning will cause you to grow hairy typing fingertips

_ ________,
>`(==(----'
(__/~~`

BigGuy wrote: Banning myself for not knowing any cool ASCII gun art.

I'm coming with you!! But I tried for a bird modification...heh.

. ///
>`(<
(__/<

[welcome DeWalt_Russ.]

BANNED! for using a ban thread to welcome someone.

[Thanks, pitu]

banned for thanking people on the banning thread.

banned for not allowing the newbie to be polite

Banned for not yet realizing that we are not allowed to be polite on these boards. It could cost you you're brooklynian membership , and happy hour privileges.

Banned for confusing permission with forgiveness.

Banned for confusing forgiveness with permission.

Yeah , that's right.

Banned for reciprocity.

banned for lack of reciprocity. where's the love, dude?

Banned because love is for those who fail to score. My match.

banned for not accepting that love is the answer.

banned for posting some sort of design that i'm incapable of deciphering.

Banned for B.S. romanticism.

banned for hating on Bed-Stuy romanticism.

Banned for implying that B.S. has anything to do with Bed Stuy.

banned for calling out Bjarne Stroustrup when Bjarne clearly didn't give you permission.

Banned for still confusing B.S. as short for anything other than Bull Shit.

banned for cursing! ooooooo!

Banned for meaningless bandwidth wasting interjection of "ooooooo".

Banned (both of you) for using up all the 'o's.

banned for stealing what i was about to write.

Banned because the first law of creativity is theft.

Banned for an extremely liberal interpretation of Fudd's First Law of Creativity, "To get a good idea, get lots of ideas."

banned because the theft of creative ideas is more the norm than the process of independent thinking. (note: i am not a creative thief, in case you were wondering)

Banned for admitting to being an uncreative thief.

banned for making a cat go into space.