Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for encouraging revelation.

Banned because I covet your signature.

Banned for revealing your desires.

Banned for anti-capitalism: consumers must reveal their desires in order to self-actualize by buying stuff.

Banned for not realizing that self-actualization comes from watching TV.

Banned for confusing self-actualization with self-anesthetization

Banned because it's all about self, self, self. Did you ever stop to think about how the TV feels?

banned for making me think about television, dammit.

Banned because you're still not thinking about what your TV thinks of you (not to mention the state of your living room).

banned for assuming i keep my TV in the living room.

Banned for keeping your TV in the bathroom.

Banned for making tea just come out of my nose when i read that!

banned for making tea and not offering me a mug.

Banned for being so greedy!

Tea is usually drunk out of cute little tea cup , not in a huge beer mug. Selfish!

while i might be greedy, you're banned for insinuating that i don't know what kind of cup a person should drink tea from. must i remind you what i do for a living? ;-)

Banned because neglecting your work to post here is a mug's game.

banned for assuming i can't multi-task.

banned for being tasked with multi-assumptions

banned for pushing your responsibilities onto me.

Banned for accepting them

banned for assuming i've accepted them.

banned for eagerly accepting these assumptions

banned for making me realize i should have gone to work an hour ago...

banned for never-ending tit-for-tat

Banned for bringing tits into this.

Banned for tattling on the titty guy

Banned for using the word "tattling" ! On this board the word is "snitching"!!

banned for falsely projecting proclivity for mammaries

banned for trying to be the word master.

Banned for apparently being a master baiter.