Ban the person that posted above you..

banned for not using proper caution around a zoonotic disease

Banned because I'm as careful as can be to keep my flora human. It wasn't me promoting dog kissing on the previous page.

banned for suggesting the fact that your flora is human when indeed they are various genus and species of microbes living within the human host. double banned for not remembering that even said normal microflora can create opportunistic infections if the right situation presents itself.

banned for not FOS'ing!

banned for not FLOSSing

banned for flossing!

Banned for not vacuuming.

banned for vacuuming


FLOWBEE!

Banned for not realising that "human flora" can mean a wide variety of species endogenous to humans.

banned for using a distinctly odd subtlety of language. "human flora" yes, but saying you wish to "keep my flora human" suggests the microorganisms themselves are indeed human, not human-friendly. or maybe i'm banned for reading into it too much.

Banned for reading too much.

banned cuz oscar can read you like a book

Oscar, a hospice cat at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, R.I., walks past an activity room at the facility Monday, July 23, 2007. Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. (AP Photo/Stew Milne)

source: http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/1634582/

Banned because if cats could read, they'd probably subscribe to the backyard bird.

banned because cats don't read newspapers, they sit on them

Banned for being concrete.

banned for bringing up the mafia this early in the morning

Banned because if you swallowed a mafioso first thing in the morning, you'd bring him up too.

banned for forgetting that i have emetiphobia

Banned for bringing up the consequences of your upbringing.

banned for not taking me seriously.

banned for taking yourself too seriously

Banned because I doubt brooklynpotter is listening, thus you're seriously talking to yourself.

banned for pointing out my psychotic break in polite society

Banned for expecting anyone round here to be polite.

banned for not expecting the best in people

banned for insulting a person while she's away from the computer and working!

Banned for insinuating there's a better time to insult people.

banned because the internet was made to insult people
http://northjersey.citysearch.com/review/40904555

Banned because the internet was actually made to allow one machine to communicate with more than one other machine at a time over a single line using packet switching, rather than telephone-style circuit switching.

Banned because the internet was actually created by DARPA in order to replace antiquated porn distribution methods. Remember, porn starts with a 'p', and TCP/IP has two 'p's in it. I think I've made my case.