Ban the person that posted above you..

I don't care where you put your p, but you're banned for not spelling pr0n correctly.

banned for being into eunuchs!

Banned because I earn a living wage with my Unix.

banned just because this thread allows me to do it

Banned for waiting until page 37 to exercise your privilege.

banned for impatience

banned for extolling virtues

banned for extolling virtu

banned for a way-too-clever reference to a certain Brooklyn potter

Banned for envying extreme cleverness.

banned for killing this thread for more than THREE WHOLE DAYS!

Banned for not taking the mantle of banhood upon yourself earlier.

banned for not having seen "This Is England"

Banned for not having that swing.

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Banned because swing don't mean a thing.

banned for not spreading that special swing...

Banned for spreading a message of hope.

banned for spreading the bush agenda

Banned because it's better for Bush to have his fingers on the brain zapper button than the nuke button.

banned for not realizing that it is not a brain zapper but actually the controller to RoboCheney. bzzt bzzt

Banned for not realizing that that is actually the controller for the Pimpbot 5000.

banned for activating Pimpbot

Banned for not posting the best Pimpbot quote: "You dog my threads, I'll cut you!"

banned for misquoting Chimpbot

Banned for not giving the bots a chance, all they want is to dance.

Banned because Kraftwerk did it so much better, back in 1977.

Link (since embedding is disabled):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ

Banned for embedding the unembeddable.

Banned for not recognizing that the embedding was just a tease to get you to click the link.

banned for teasing.

Banned because teasing weasels is a cornerstone of US foreign policy.