Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for not sensing make.

Banned because Yoda is dead. Or at least playing dead.

banned for cute kitty that looks too much like my kitty.

banned for kitty envy

Banned because a double entendre can only ever mean one thing.

Banned for a dirty mind.

Banned because it takes one to know one.

Auggh!! It reminds me of a toy store that used to be in Manhattan called Uncle Futz's toys. To someone with even a rudimentary knowledge of Yiddish, it sounded like a store for pedophiles.

I must bleach my eyeballs now.

Banned for that wrong, wrong picture.

Banned for sharing every detail of your life with perfect strangers.

Banned because while I am OK with strange, I resent being called perfect.


/insert celebratory new page congratulations here

banned for being so goddamned strange

banned for wanting to be killed with a rock.

banned for wanting to keep me alive with a rock.

banned because I have no idea how to do that.

Unless you're mineral deficient.

Then we ought to ban you for that.

banned for implying I'm deficient

banned for forcing me to beg for forgiveness.

banned for resorting to begging.

Banned for implying that begging can't be amusing.

banned for anthromorphication

Banned for killing the thread for three days.

banned for not posting in this thread for three days.

Really, is it my fault that people read their dictionaries slow? :twisted:

Banned because anthromorphication is not in the dictionary. Try anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphasize...

banned for pointing out my sleepy spelling errors.

Spelling Nazi.

spanned for godwinning the thread!

Banned for not keeping it topical.

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN2623711220070926

banned for irrelevant links

(Yee Gads! What were they thinking?)

Banned for failing to note the relevancy between Godwin's Law and the swastika building, however tenuous.


This thread, however, has previously proven immune to Godwin's Law, so there is nothing to fear

Banned for not banning her for not reading her internets dictionary fast enough.

Godwin's Law

Edit - WTF is with the tagging?

banned for failing to explain Godwin's Law to the uninitiated.

Banned for failing to bring it.