Ban the person that posted above you..

banned for neglecting to tell me what to bring.

Banned for being painfully obtuse.


"Can we just beat these Buffys down so I can go home? I'm on curfew girl. "

banned for pointing out one of my less attractive failings.

Banned for getting personal.

banned for being cartoon-happy

Banned because it's better than being cartoon-unhappy.

Banned for posting a cartoon that's not as funny as daver's.

lilbangladesh wrote: Banned for posting a cartoon that's not as funny as daver's.

Banned for not appreciating the wry and dry.

banned for neglecting the wet and dry

banned for wielding razors!

bad shishkab!

banned for not seeing how awesome a motherfucking razor can be.

banned for not seeing how motherfucking scary razors can be

banned for posting Britney Spears photos. We've seen enough of that bitch.

Banned for hyperbole -- there was only one Britney Spears photo. Though I agree that's plenty.

banned for not knowing that there have been threads devoted to Ms. Spears all over the board.

banned because this is one spear i wouldn't want to miss

banned for not respecting sharks

banned for, um..... ew. just banned.

I would ban shishkab for prissiness.

Except I saw that picture as I was eating dinner. Not nice.

banned for calling me a Pris.

banned for making me dig out my copy of blade runner (director's cut) to watch at work on monday.

banned for being able to watch a video at work on Monday

Banned for envying those of us who can watch videos at work if we feel like it. Although, it depends on the video; I knew a guy who edited porn videos for a living, and he got sick of it really quickly.

Banned for flaunting being able to watch videos at work without getting fired.

Banned for being a wage slave.

banned for doing the sage wave

Banned for making me sneeze!

I'm allergic to sage, dammit!

Banned because it's not always about you.

You're so vain
You probably think this ban is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this ban is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

Banned because I prefer a train in vain.

But you don't understand my point of view
I suppose there's nothing I can do

Did you stand by me
No, not at all
Did you stand by me
No way

Banned because not everyone's a poet.
And at least some of us know it.