Ban the person that posted above you..

1. banned for misleading
2. and i advance-ban for prolonged argumentation

banned for pre-emptive banning.

and McDonald's was one of the last hold-outs in supporting apartheid in South Africa in the mid-80s. banned for making a point but not supporting it in context.

banned for expecting me to provide context in this stupid thread!

banned for dissing the banning thread!

Banned for panning the dissing of banning.

Banned fer supporting the dissing of banning in this thread! If you don't like the thread, go back to banning in the 'burbs!

Banned for forgetting to play the race card.

banned for jumping to conclusions!

Banned for not jumping all the way...*

*attempt this maneuver only on a proven Godwin-safe thread...

banned cuz you could have been peepin'!


http://www.normalbobsmith.com/amazingstrangers/

banned for an incomplete diagram, clearly missing the peep penumbra.

Oh. ^h^h Ahem. As you were.

banned for geometrical pedantry.

A man in southern China collapsed and died after a three-day marathon computer game binge at a cybercafe, according to a state media report. The computer-user, estimated to be 30 years old, was unable to be revived by emergency personnel after suddenly collapsing in front of his computer terminal in Guangdong province. In a statement released by the deceased man's parents, they expressed much remorse and shame for not having raised a son who could have at least reached a more respectable stage in Starcraft before dying.

That juicy tidbit came in my email.

lilbangladesh wrote: banned for geometrical pedantry.

Banned for unnecessary trivialization, four is clearly not five, to point it out is not pedantic.

Banned for posting an image that causes the mind to wander

Banned for posting something so disgusting that I may have to pick up.

Man, that picture really gives me the shivers. Ew. How about some nice goatse next time, that would go down better.

Banned for posting a drink that would be perfect with a
Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger with bacon


What? Perfectly innocent.

Okay, heh, sorry.

Banned for stereotypical American Excess.

banned for predictable subsequent egress, by extension

banned for taking the joke too far.

Banned for seeking to deprive us of jokes taken perhaps catastrophically too far.

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Ow, that one's gonna leave a mark.

banned for thinking relationship-ending pranks are a good idea.

Banned for implying that relationship-starting pranks would be any better.

banned for not realizing that those can be much funnier.

I was witness to one this evening, and I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard.

My tummy still hurts.

banned for water sports :shock:

banned for talking kinky trash so early in the morning

banned for taking it the totally wrong way.

One thing I learned last night: suburbanites shtup like bunnies!! :shock:

It makes the legendary promiscuity of Park Slope seem tame.

Banned for bridging the generation gap.

banned cause everyone involved was old and crusty like me. :P

banned cuz hawt biatch is 55!