Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for not taking the long view.

banned for forgetting that strobe lights can cause seizures

Banned for not recommending the seizure salad

banned for promoting kitty violence. Stop the hate!

Banned for fearing the worst. And we all know where that leads...

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. And hate leads to suffering."

banned for practicing kitty plastic surgery without a license!

banned for needing a license when you could just use this:



http://texyt.com/Oddments

banned for messing with the kitty

Banned because the atomic dog would never submit to that kind of treatment.

Banned for giving me absolutely no reason to ban you in the banning thread.

banned for reasonless banning

Banned for autological tautology.

Banned for assonance and for being an ass!

OOOOOO!!! Banned for personal attacks!!! Ban! Ban! Ban!

banned for not knowing I meant it in fun.

Truly, I do not wish doctorj banned. Who else would answer my clueless computer questions?

Banned for batting a century. This just isn't cricket.

Banned for bringing up cricket. Some of us don't know how to play.

banned cuz we're not gonna be alright...

Banned for giving me 10th grade flashbacks.

Take this!


And this (from slightly later)!


And THIS (from a bit earlier)!

Banned for Yaz not Yazz

Banned because I need an excuse to post this video:

banned for fulfilling a dream unfulfilled

banned for jane says


Jane says
I'm done with Sergio
He treats me like a ragdoll
She hides
The television
Says I don't owe him nothing,
But if he comes back again
Tell him to wait right here for me
Or just
Try again tomorrow
I'm gonna kick tomorrow
Gonna kick tomorrow

Jane says
Have you seen my wig around?
I feel naked without it
She knows
They all want her to go
But that's O.K. man
She dont like them anyway
Jane says
She's goin away to spain
When she gets my money saved
I'm gonna start tomorrow
I'm gonna kick tomorrow
Gonna kick tomorrow

She gets mad
Starts to cry
She takes a swing but
She cant hit
She don't mean no harm
She just don't know
What else to do about it

Jane goes
To the store at 8:00
She walk up on St. Andrews
She waits
And gets her dinner there
She pulls her dinner
From her pocket
Jane says
I've never been in love
I don't know what it is
Only knows if someone wants her
I want them if they want me
I only know they want me

She gets mad
And she starts to cry
She takes a swing man
She cant hit!
She don't mean no harm
She just dont know
What else to do about it

Jane says
Jane says

Banned for banning yourself!

Banned for posting easy listening pop videos.

banned for forcing me to take out my bad brains

banned if you never saw sick of it all

Banned for banning yourself again!

banned with spanish bombs... mi corazon......

Banned for Maoism.

There was a Maoist who fell in love with me in college. He'd follow me around like a puppy dog. "You're so beautiful!" Which I suppose was an improvement over him quoting the Little Red Book, but still... Ick.

He was later to achieve fame by eating an American flag live on Oprah.