Ban the person that posted above you..

banned for not letting a good thread die an honorable death

Banned for implying that this thread is anything but immortal. This thread cannot even be slain by the most notorious killer of threads ever to roam these boards.

banned for hubris.

Banned for irony.

Banned for banning a literary device.

Banned for devising a literary ban.

Banned for wrong assumptions. I didn't devise any literary ban. *points to Carnivore*

Banned for snitching. And being tone deaf.
(Banning myself for violating the Americans With Disabilities Act)

Banned again for assumptions. I have perfect pitch.

This doesn't preclude me from being clueless in other areas, though.

Banned for defending irony while totally missing metaphor.

Who died and made you High School English Teacher of the board?

Banned for that.

Banned for being blind and deaf but not mute.

I was just reading this thing about Tommy in Vanity Fair...

Banned for discriminating against people with disabilities.

Banned for lack of original thought.

banned for throwing stones in glass houses.

Banned for repeatedly violating basic netiquette.

netiquette - /net'ee-ket/ or /net'i-ket/ Network etiquette.
The most important rule of netiquette is "Think before you post". If what you intend to post will not make a positive contribution to the group AND be of interest to several readers, don't post it! Personal messages to one or two individuals should not be posted to newsgroups, use private e-mail instead. If you want to write about your personal life, start a personal blog. Stay on topic.

Banned for missing just such a character on SNL:

Wha-WHONNNNG....

banned for Wha-WHONNNNGing when you should have been Bauuuuuuummmming

Ah, quite right.

But while we're on the subject, banned for forgetting the "AAAAAIIIIYYYY" at the end.

banned for killing thread!

must resuscitate with the pure brilliance of maya arulpragasam's paper planes

Banned because that riff was totally stolen from the Clash!

banned because m.i.a.'s paper planes will get sourced by someone else in 20 something years...

paper planes lyrics
I'll fly like a paper get high like planes
Catch me at the border I got visas in my name
If you come around here I'll make em all day
I'll get one done in a second if you wait

Sometimes I think sitting on trains
Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game
Everyone's a winner, we're making our fame
Bonafide hustler making my name

All I wanna do (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
And a (CLICK CHING)
And take your money

Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bombs
Running when we hit em
A leathal poison pon dey system

No one on the corner had swag like us
Hit me on up on a
Pre paid wireless
We pack and deliver like UPS trucks
Already going hell
Just pumping that gas

All I wanna do (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
And a (CLICK CHING)
And take your money

Some some some o dem I murder
Some a some I let go

This is MIA
A third world democracy
I got more records than the KGB

So no funny business

Banned for flying your planes instead of shaking your rump:

<param></param><param></param>

Banned because Lydia Lunch wasn't exactly the rump-shaking type.

banned because
Soko will kill her

banned because out of tune singing ain't cool.

i ban you with some snoop dogg

James Brown shall banish thee!


<param></param><param></param>"><param></param><param></param>

i ban you with some white funk




and contrast it with some tamil tiger riddim

banned for thinking that you're so fly.


<param></param><param></param>"><param></param><param></param>