Ban the person that posted above you..

Its Friday? Screw your Friday you've got bigger problems.

Banned for irritable bowel syndrome.




You should really get that checked out........

Banned for gratuitous gore



Wait, not that one.

This one:

Banned for traces of peanuts.

banned for messin' wif da schulz

Banned for killing this for 6 days.

Banned for...aw, I can't remember anymore.

banned for terribal graffiti.

Banned for good taste.

banned for being such a damn critic.

Oops. Meant to say banned for *having* good taste.

Nevertheless...

Banned, for even critics have their moments...



(hee hee)

banned for having a moment.

banned because all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

banned for exploiting an awesome movie.

Banned for failing to mention that not only was that an awesome movie, but that that was the best scene from that movie (and possibly from any movie ever), and that Rutger Hauer ad libbed that amazing line.

banned for being a fucking sycophant

banned for sucking ficus plant

Banned for putting your plant in my mouth.

Or root.

In which case, double ban.

Banned for not supporting your banning with an intricately constructed animation.

http://www.truemajority.org/dontbombiran/

Banned for not being sympathetic to people without proper internet connections posting from cell phones.

Banned for making me jealous of anyone with a cellphone that allows them to post on here.

I tried with mines before.That shit is wacked. :x

banned for wacking your shit! :shock:

banned for talking about whacking anything considering I've been watching too much jamie oliver lately. ("we'll just take a quick whack from the leek and look - it's sumfin of beauty!")

Banned cuz I fuckin' feel like it!!!

This kid won't stop touching my keyboard keys! She keeps taking me back to the last page last page last page last page!! I have been trying to ban your ass for about 15 minutes now.Ok, I just threw her doll across the room , now she ran after it crying.I know its mean but she won't stop touching my shiiiiiiit! :evil:

banned for not committing murder.

banned for equal parts "condoning violence" + "baby hater"

banned for combining guns and babies.

Banned for not asking how the gun got there in the first place.

banned cuz chocolate = wurv

Banned because even chocolate is better on a stick.

Banned because that will melt in your mouth, not on the stick.