Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for not realizing that not everyone gets to know everything.

...Facebook friends get more info about me than lurkers and newbies. Everyone gets more than they likely want.

Out of respect to my new neighbors, who live in a glass building with no shades, I hereby call the failure to maintain ones privacy as "Meier-ing".

Meiering: (v) to have no personal boundaries, under the belief that the rest of the world wants to know all about you.

(Used in context: "Although I don't live in the Meier building, I Meier because I have a blog about my baby. He'll be so pleased when he is 22 and his friends can google a picture of him throwing up when he was two.")

Bannned for making me invent a new word.
Banned for making me hope it becomes as popular as "gentri-confrontation" or "KWACing".

Banned for a post that's waaaaaaaaay too long.

Banned for abuse of the letter "a".

Banned for thinking your birthday is more important than hanging out with us for 1 cent night at Ellis.

Banned for thinking that you only have to tip 15% on a drink that cost 1 cent.

whynot_31 wrote: Banned for thinking that you only have to tip 15% on a drink that cost 1 cent.

Banned for assuming I'll tip at all.

Banned for thinking that your cleavage means you do not have to tip.

banned for making an ass out of yourself and whynot

Banned for making no sense.

banned for not going out with us last night!!

Banned for having fun without me!

Banned if you aren't coming to brook vin tonight.

Banned for alchoholic tendencies.

Banned for having 7+ vodkas and not getting drunk.

VoodooNYC wrote: Banned for alchoholic tendencies.

Taxes, Mama and VD. What a combo.

banned for having 1300+ posts in less than 6 months. That is insane woman

Banned for sharing a birthday with an insane woman.

Carmen wrote: banned for having 1300+ posts in less than 6 months. That is insane woman

That's because I usually only type "LOL" on each one.

banned for being insane. (and AB is banned both for thinking carny can't be a BFF and for not understanding that using the word "assumed" automatically makes her an ass. jesus christ on a fucking crutch, people)

alafairnadia wrote: banned for being insane. (and AB is banned both for thinking carny can't be a BFF and for not understanding that using the word "assumed" automatically makes her an ass. jesus christ on a fucking crutch, people)

Banned for assuming that I A) give a shit what you think I "ass"ume and B ) not being included in a AB/Carnivore inside joke.

banned for being mean who can't be part of inside jokes because she's thousands of miles away and is already BFFs with carny (called him yesterday, just ask)

Both of you hookers are banned for fighting over Carnivore.

AFN , you're too far away to give him the attention that he needs.


Beaver , you keep dropping him and then taking him back.
It's taking a toll on his mental health.

BFF Carny needs stability and bacon.
Therefore , I'm adopting him as my new BFF.
He'll get no bacon from me , he knows that.
But , it's okay cuz we're getting along better now that we've started going to counseling.

Banned for not loving bacon.

Banned because you know your my BFF! Yet you hide your profound love for me!!!

Banned for excessive neediness.

Banned for not remembering Beaver has her own personal Hazmat suit and will most likely show up to unreal world.

banned for not providing pictures of hazmat suit.

I wish they had it in pink.

Banned unless you wear it to my apt for Unreal World in 3 weeks.

(This ban is contingent upon failing to engage in a future action, and may be the first of its kind)

Banned for trying to be all innovative.