Ban the person that posted above you..

I'm sure I'll need it. Banned for being filthy.

Banned for thinking that apartments need to be cleaned more than once a year.

Banned for letting beasts grow under your bed

Banned for 4chan.

Banned for not telling VD his post was way too long....

Banned because his post was only 8 words and one picture.

And also banned for banning me while wishing me a happy birthday.

HAPPY BDAY!!

and BANNNED!!!!!

Banned for wishing my Anti-BFF a happy Birthday before I did!

Happy Birthday, Carnie!!

Banned for not realizing that pictures can be long.

Banned for thinking I will change just because it is your birthday.

Banned for badmouthing me several posts above.

Happy Birthday, Carni!

Banned for banning ex post facto.

And thanks for all the birthday wishes, everyone.

Banned for being 8 days younger than me.

Damn, though, you look good for 28.

Banned for lying about your age.

Banned for hitting on Carnivore

Banned for not realizing that a steady diet of pork, caffeine and alcohol has kept me well-preserved.

Banned for thinking that I don't think you look good.

Banned for accepting compliments from Ana.

Whynot is:

Banned for being impolite and talking about a woman's age!

Banned for thinking I'd hit on carnie with anything other than a bat.

Carnivore is:

Banned for pickling himself.

Banned because I hardly know her.

Banned for fixing your html syntax error before I could.

:}

Banned for looking behind the curtain.

Banned for not asking me to be your valentine.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Whynot is:

Banned for being impolite and talking about a woman's age!

Banned for thinking I'd hit on carnie with anything other than a bat.

Banned for banning too slow.

Banned for threatening Carnie on his birthday.

Banned for wanting to mess with blind people.

whynot_31 wrote:

Banned for wanting to mess with blind people.

Banned for not realizing that blind people + moving furniture = pure comedy.

Banned for dominating the megathreads

Banned because, well...

Command+Z, b*tches!

banned for boring me on a Friday.

banned for boring the rest of us every day.

banned for speaking the truth.

Banned for self-flagellation! Let your wife do it at least.

banned for wanting to watch.

Banned for thinking that's weird.