Guess who is going to post next.

It's pork shoulder and ham. Doesn't get more real than that!

Right, Big Guy?

you wouldn't say that if you'd had mrs. c's spam kim bop. right, mama?

^um, mama knew i meant that in response to scarlett, right?

I leave all the Bambi and Wilbur and Bessie to you all. Except for Em.

Thank you.

Brooklynian is full of cannibals!

That shit taste like human.

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And when I told Mougar that at happy hour ...........lets just say he made me an indecent proposal. :shock:

I will not be sitting anywhere near him at happy hour , not just so he can get a date , but becuz I now fear for my flesh.

em, how do you know what human tastes like?

(or is this one of those "i could tell you, but then i'd have to eat you" things?)

Em26 wrote: And when I told Mougar that at happy hour ...........lets just say he made me an indecent proposal. :shock:

I will not be sitting anywhere near him at happy hour , not just so he can get a date , but becuz I now fear for my flesh.

I don't know what you're talking about. I would never propose such a thing. I'm really much more of a veal kind of guy. See below:

Mougar wrote: This is giving me the munchies for a California Cheeseburger



whynot give the other other white meat a chance?

And speaking of whynot . . .

Whynot is sleeping.

So , you don't know what I'm talking about , huh? Of course you don't.
Listen you , I need my fat to survive the winter ok?

Why don't you see if Carnivore will take you up on your offer?
You sicko's can take turns. Or, maybe Carnivore can score some leftovers
from the hospital??

Ew. :pukel:

Em, I believe I retract my statement about Whynot being able to conquer Mrs. Why. He ain't sleepin. And with all apologies to Em, back to the bacon, the food of Gods.

OOOoh....Voodoo......that is nasty.


I expect such filth from that big nasty Carnivore , and the cannibal Mougar..... but not from you , doo doo.

Em next.

Oh crap. Why do I encourage him. Em is next because she is going to post amazing pictures of her holiday chicken last night!

Ha!

I didn't take pictures!
I still got a lot of chicken left over ,
but I'm sure nobody wants to see a pic of
a half eaten whole chicken.

I did however take pics of the
dinner that I had last week:




I'm sure I broke the page
but this delicacy is totally worth it.

Carnivore will prolly fix it anyway,
even though he ain't allowed! :mad:

I resized it for you, Em!

Mougar next.

What the fuck is that?!

Why you little!




You're gonna get it Carnivore. :evil:

Em next.

Carnivore!!!!!!!!!

Damn you. I'm shutting down my pc for the nite and going to bed.
You're driving me nuts. :mad:

Poor, Em.

Carny quit being mean to Em or she'll kick your scrawny butt at festivus!

Right, Le Beave?

Not Le Beave.

And who was being mean to Em? I gave her the greatest gift of all.

Bacon.


Sweet tea next.

did somebody say bacon?

mamac, where's my bacon?

Its kinda scary that you believe that I have only two options in life:
Post here or pester mrs whynot.

Mougar, I think Voodoo may have earned the title "Today's Yenta", not me.

Voodoo, I so do not want you to imagine me and the mrs while you sit alone in front of your computer.... Can't you fill your time by PMing Beaver and Scarlett? You could recommend cleavage shirts for them.

whynot_31 wrote: Its kinda scary that you believe that I have only two options in life:
Post here or pester mrs whynot.

There are other options in life? Really? And who says I was alone, damnit!

I was with Mama. Right Mama?

I'll just back out of this one....

How can we get some lurkers to come to festivus?
-Sweets?

Mamacita wrote: I'll just back out of this one....

How can we get some lurkers to come to festivus?
-Sweets?

Well, cleavage has been offered by Beav and Scarlett for those into such things.... (Attn: straight males, some lesbians)

We may need to increase our marketing to straight females and gay males to maximize attendance.

Mougar offered everyone free beer ...that might bring them in.

Fine. Be that way. Hmph.

To attract lurkers, I suggest bringing plenty of Mo's Bacon Bars. I believe Carny would agree.

Absolutely. And I have a tip about where those are available locally.

Shish next.

I'm boycotting Carnivore. Not because he loves bacon but because he HATES beaver.

Mama, hold me.

What would give you that idea? I am a beaver enthusiast!

Mama, tell her!

Mama knows about such things?

Get your mind out of the gutter!



Shish next.