Guess who is going to post next.

I'm sorry, did Carnivore post something? I am ignoring him because he is teh evil.

Hey, that picture really captures my good side!

Thanks, Beave!

Beave next.

Do not get on the wrong side of the Beave. It's not a pretty place to be.



Beaver next.

"wrong side" is so judgemental. People have a variety of sexual interests. I believe "back side" is more politically correct.

whynot_31 wrote: "wrong side" is so judgemental. People have a variety of sexual interests. I believe "back side" is more politically correct.

That is so wrong on so many levels and clearly not what I meant. At all. May the wrath of the Beaver rain down upon you.

VoodooNYC wrote: May the wrath of the Beaver rain down upon you.

Voodoo, is that a joke about beaver peeing on people? If so, it is hilarious.

Mougar wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC]May the wrath of the Beaver rain down upon you.

Voodoo, is that a joke about beaver peeing on people? If so, it is hilarious.

You're not allowed to play with Carnivore anymore. Its forbidden.

Mou-boy next.

You can't tell Mougar what to do! You're NOT the boss of him! ;P

Mougar next.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=whynot_31]"wrong side" is so judgemental. People have a variety of sexual interests. I believe "back side" is more politically correct.

That is so wrong on so many levels and clearly not what I meant. At all. May the wrath of the Beaver rain down upon you.

Mr Voodoo, my comment was simply meant to point out how you are using judgemental language. It may make some of the group members uncomfortable.

In addition, (although I may be wrong) I don't think that the Beav would appreciate you having this conversation.

(a few years ago, I ran a harm reduction group at a men's shelter...)

Beav next.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote:
You're not allowed to play with Carnivore anymore. Its forbidden.

Mou-boy next.

I'm just trying to maintain my reputation as fat, elderly, bisexual, cannibalistic, pedophile. If people knew what I was really like . . .

Beaver next

Mougar wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]
You're not allowed to play with Carnivore anymore. Its forbidden.

Mou-boy next.

I'm just trying to maintain my reputation as fat, elderly, bisexual, cannibalistic, pedophile. If people knew what I was really like . . .

Beaver next

I gave you an order. Now get in line before you get a taste of the back o' me.

Crapavore next.

Mougar wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]
You're not allowed to play with Carnivore anymore. Its forbidden.

Mou-boy next.

I'm just trying to maintain my reputation as fat, elderly, bisexual, cannibalistic, pedophile. If people knew what I was really like . . .

Beaver next

Note how he does not mention the fact that he ferments late term aborted fetus into beer.

He conveniently forgot that.

Beaver is still next.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Mougar][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]
You're not allowed to play with Carnivore anymore. Its forbidden.

Mou-boy next.

I'm just trying to maintain my reputation as fat, elderly, bisexual, cannibalistic, pedophile. If people knew what I was really like . . .

Beaver next

I gave you an order. Now get in line before you get a taste of the back o' me.

Crapavore next.

Who's going to have a taste of your backside :shock:

For Shame!
Right Voodoodoo?

Tee hee! I'm still not speaking to him, though.

Where is Em?

Uh. Mama. I am avoiding this convo all together. Too much potential for complete disaster.

I'm right here......

I agree 50 trillion percent with Beaves that Carnivore is indeed ebil.

He raised my blood pressure last night and made my hair hurt.

I'm looking like shit this morning and it's all his fault. My face is
swollen , my eyes are bloodshot , nose won't stop running. :sniffle:
I gotta go to the grocery store lookin a mess and IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!!

My beaver , we can jump him together. Drag his ass outside and
beat the shit out of him. Then leave him out there for the rats to
pick at him.

Em...you're kinda scaring me. Just a little. But I LLLOOVVEESS YOU! please don't hit me.

Where's voodoo now?

Yeah, Em. That kinda shocked me comin' from you. Are you feeling ok?

I'm here Beave. Just keeping out of trouble and trying to get some work done.



Mougar's up.

Would you say you split the Beaver in half?

Did it hurt, Beav?

Only my heart.

Mouger, the old, decrepit, pervert is next

Just so we're all on the same page, from Wikipedia:

Beavers are two primarily nocturnal, semi-aquatic species of rodent, one native to North America and one to Europe. They are known for building dams, canals, and lodges (homes). They are the second-largest rodent in the world (after the capybara). Their colonies create one or more dams to provide still, deep water to protect against predators, and to float food and building material. The North American population was 60-400 million, but as of 1988, 6-12 million, due to being hunted for fur, for their glands used as medicine and perfume, and because their harvesting of trees and flooding of waterways may interfere with other land uses.

I've never had rat cakes Em, how do they compare to actual rats?

Mougars just pent up because he want to be a beaver stuffer, by profession



Right carny?

Mamacita wrote: Mougars just pent up because he want to be a beaver stuffer, by profession



Right carny?

Mama, that's a river otter. It lacks the flat tail of a beaver.

jeeze, of all people you'd think that mama would know! ...they gotta up the standards. Not just anyone should be a mod.

Haven't you ever seen a beaver? They are fun to pet.

whynot_31 wrote:

Haven't you ever seen a beaver? They are fun to pet.

*sigh* yeah...

I'd say Carny next - but he hates beavers.

maybe he is specific about the beaver he hates. Let's ask him. Carny?

Voodoo, will you engage in a conversation about River Otters? Mama seems to think they are the same as beavers.

I'd just as soon poke my eye out with a sharp stick.

But really Mama, you should know better. This is a stuffed beaver. Having his eyes poked out with a sharp stick.

Wait, Beav, are your, um, lower parts really webbed like that?

Man, give a gal a break.... long day=bad googleing

Em will stand by me right my little munchichi?

scarlett wrote: Wait, Beav, are your, um, lower parts really webbed like that?

Scarlett, you mean "down there"?

Exactly. Voodoo, have you ever seen webbing.......down there?