Guess who is going to post next.

that's "bee-yotch" to you, Rifleman! oh, and banned for not picking who's next, right mama?

grrrrl, you're the one that always hates people banning in the guessing thread. you relaxing your rules for springtime?

You playing by the rules these days Q?

batteries? did someone mention batteries?
mama?

Mamacita here.

Bleh, work, the painful life of the proletariat. How's work for you Alafair?

boring. I kinda want to pick my nose.

what about you, pitu?

I don't know about pitu, but I don't wanna pick your nose...

pitu?

nope, none of that here.
It must be time for advanced YouTube entertainment
Except
I got stuff to do

Alf?

still bored. investigating tivo v. dvr online.
whyfi?

Me? I found a new favorite toy - USB drives with U3.

Would you like to carry your PC on your key chain, Alfy?

I heart the dvr.
Y tu, Mamacita?

BREAKING NEWS: USA banning wheat gluten from China, due to the pet food poisoning issue.

You know, I really need an intervention. I check these boards way too often. Someone ban me. WhyFi?

No way - we need the company.

Right Carny?

Yo Pitu!!

You out there??

Was that you on Chowhound? Reviving that Red Hook Ball Fields thread? Making us all think they were open? alas they are not.. sadness...

??

Not pitu, but I know that she hangs out over there, so I bet it was her.

She's got to stop hanging with that crowd. Ever since Jim Leff sold the site, it's gone way downhill.

Kind of like the Royale in that way...

Right, alafairnadia?

I also read the NYTimes, so what . . .
which leads me to my latest post-trivia innovation for keeping this thread inneresting:
Our own little version of WAIT WAIT DON'T TELL ME (yeah, NPR too)

today's news quiz

Stephen Morello, a spokesman for the Correction Department, said the city would soon seek proposals from developers about how they might design the combined retail-jail space.

What's he talkin' 'bout Willis?

Tea next!

Yo! greetings from saje, where i am desperately supposed to be doing other things.

where my carnivores at?

greetings from midtown. at lunch today, I went to burger, the burger joint in the parker meridien. I had a burger with the works. it was awesome.

aren't you jealous, carnivore?

i dunno about carnivore, but i am jealous.

are you, sweet tea?

lil bit. if i weren't still dreaming of all that north carolina barbecue....

how bout you, pitu?

Well, I'm jealous too!
I only had soup for lunch... However! I just finished off the last crusty buttery piece of Lard Bread. Damn!
Carnivore, I think I'm having a heart attack, someone bring me a salad STAT!

Oh, man! I haven't been to Burger Joint in close to a year!

Is it just me, or did they steal fries directly from MickeyD's?! Alfy?

I would have been jealous if I hadn't been sound asleep at the time.

Right, Alfster?

I have something to say.
In a world with lard bread, there is no need for awesome burgers.

In other news, I'm shocked, SHOCKED that no one has responded to the retail-jail bait above.

today's news quiz

Stephen Morello, a spokesman for the Correction Department, said the city would soon seek proposals from developers about how they might design the combined retail-jail space.

What's he talkin' 'bout Willis?

Alafair?

But...but...what about a burger on lard bread?

Also, check out the Lurking Cheney video:

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dick-cheney/dick-cheney-coming-from-inside-the-house-249370.php

WhyFi?

pitu next.

that's bouncy!

Cheney was just being respectful...waiting in the wings, not wanting to step in the middle of the press conference, not wanting to take the underground umatic tube to his desired destination . . .
don't you agree, Carnivore?

and Big Guy, lard bread is perfect as is. wouldn't want to mess it up with dirty dirty tallow . . .

I've been in hiding! I actually didn't know what the posts were about. Sorry if I interrupted the chain or whatever it is. OK, go back to it

MichaelKeys wrote: Nope, but GiGi is a pleasant surprise.

For April Fools, I actually went to a wedding. The groom--my bud--walked in to the "Star Wars theme" performed by piano and string quartet. True. (He's a stand-up comedian--and a good one, too.)

Shish, does hubby know? OUCH!

Finally, Mama Mia:
The next Wreck Room nights at Southpaw are tomorrow (4/3); Sunday (4/8--I ain't missin' The Sopranos and Entourage for no one!) and Tue 4/24.

What up, WF?

No, welcome! we need fresh blood. mwah-hah-hah....

just guess who will post after you, like this:

carny next, since he got us into this mess.

Right you are!

AFN next.

Wrong you are!

GiGi nxt!