sex in prospect heights!

From Gawker this morning:

"This is, to the best of our knowledge, for real, and it happened earlier this week in <strike>Prospect Heights</strike> Park Slope.

From: XXXX
Subject: For your “Only in New York” files. (Warning: nudity)
To: XXXX

Hey all…

OK, so it’s 2:30 a.m. on a Monday night, and right outside my window, on the public street below, in front of God and everybody are a man and a woman going to town on a dirty, stained mattress the neighbor girl threw out earlier that morning!!! Imagine!

…

Now, the question begs: Who’s the bigger pervert, the couple bumping uglies on a dirty mattress in the middle of a public sidewalk, or me for taking pictues?
We’re going with (C) all of the above.

The full-sized, hairy-assed, in-all-their-glory image is after the jump."

http://www.gawker.com/news/sex/we-love-new-york-more-than-ever-122372.php

Whoa. So, uh, are we supposed to put our "identifying people based on blurry camphone pix" skills to work on this? 'Cos I'm not sure I want to.

Forget the bedbugs, this is why you shouldn't pick upholstered furniture up off the street.

:shock:

Wow, that takes horny to a whole new level. Hmm, I might have to return the bed I picked up earlier this week with that unidentified sticky substance back to the street.

Wait... Gawker just scooped us on the biggest Prospect Heights story of the month!! Which one of you took this picture and didn't send it to Daily Heights right away??

It's not me! I don't have a pair of khaki shorts.

dailyheights wrote: Wait... Gawker just scooped us on the biggest Prospect Heights story of the month!! Which one of you took this picture and didn't send it to Daily Heights right away??

I have a feeling it's either someone jonesing for a brief flicker of anonymous fame on Gawker, or someone who doesn't know about the site.

Don't worry, Andy, whenever I take a picture of something really gross or inappropriate, you're the first person I'll send it to. :idea:

Thanks! I look forward to it, especially if it's :idea: :idea: :idea: or :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: .

They just posted an update that this happend in Park Slope, not Prospect Heights, along with a remark that Gawker "(had) assumed this sort of behavior stayed on the wrong side of Flatbush."

OOOOH, no they di'int!

That's totally not me in that photo.

Seriously, I was home, reading my bible as I am wont to do each and every evening...Uh...in a completely sober and serious mood because, kids, drinking is bad...believe me. I mean, look at what happened to my, um friend...Raul. He was drinking too much, so much that he forgot he wasn't at home and...uh, might have had sex on a used mattress outside. Boy, he really needs to stop drinking, that friend of mine. In fact, every night, while utterly sober, clothed and chaste, I pray for his soul. I do. Really.

Heh...um... :roll:

Scabies (SKAY-bees) is a skin infection with a tiny insect called a mite. The problem spreads from person to person through shared clothing and bed linen. It affects the hands, wrists, armpits, breasts, elbows, genital area, and buttocks.

You'll begin to notice itchy, pin-point sized, red, water-filled blisters. (If infected, the blisters may fill with pus.) The itching may continue for several days.

8)

unterberg wrote: Scabies (SKAY-bees) is a skin infection with a tiny insect called a mite. The problem spreads from person to person through shared clothing and bed linen. It affects the hands, wrists, armpits, breasts, elbows, genital area, and buttocks.

You'll begin to notice itchy, pin-point sized, red, water-filled blisters. (If infected, the blisters may fill with pus.) The itching may continue for several days.

8)

Well, that explains a lot.

daveb wrote: That's totally not me in that photo.

Seriously, I was home, reading my bible as I am wont to do each and every evening...Uh...in a completely sober and serious mood because, kids, drinking is bad...believe me. I mean, look at what happened to my, um friend...Raul. He was drinking too much, so much that he forgot he wasn't at home and...uh, might have had sex on a used mattress outside. Boy, he really needs to stop drinking, that friend of mine. In fact, every night, while utterly sober, clothed and chaste, I pray for his soul. I do. Really.

Heh...um... :roll:

Sure Dave and I have two bridges to sell you - right next to each other too

it's okay dave. i'm sure they are married.

stacey wrote: [quote=daveb]That's totally not me in that photo.

Seriously, I was home, reading my bible as I am wont to do each and every evening...Uh...in a completely sober and serious mood because, kids, drinking is bad...believe me. I mean, look at what happened to my, um friend...Raul. He was drinking too much, so much that he forgot he wasn't at home and...uh, might have had sex on a used mattress outside. Boy, he really needs to stop drinking, that friend of mine. In fact, every night, while utterly sober, clothed and chaste, I pray for his soul. I do. Really.

Heh...um... :roll:

Sure Dave and I have two bridges to sell you - right next to each other too

Can I get them on credit?

rita wrote: it's okay dave. i'm sure they are married.

Yeah, you keep thinking that. I'd imagine that they met about two hours before...four, max.

Man, I can't WAIT to move into the neighborhood.

EmilyM wrote: [quote=rita]it's okay dave. i'm sure they are married.

Yeah, you keep thinking that. I'd imagine that they met about two hours before...four, max.

Where did they meet? Utopia, Ripple, Sepia or Soda? (I'm currently pretending the Park Slope update didn't happen)

this is so hilarious. does anyone know where specifically this took place? thank god i don't recognize the khaki shorts...

alafairnadia wrote: Where did they meet? Utopia, Ripple, Sepia or Soda? (I'm currently pretending the Park Slope update didn't happen)

Ditto. I wonder if they know about this yet... or even remember doing it in such a compromising spot? I would hope not...

alafairnadia wrote: [quote=EmilyM][quote=rita]it's okay dave. i'm sure they are married.

Yeah, you keep thinking that. I'd imagine that they met about two hours before...four, max.

Where did they meet? Utopia, Ripple, Sepia or Soda? (I'm currently pretending the Park Slope update didn't happen)

I'm not. I'm guessing the food coop or the tea lounge. I heard that place is freeeakay.

EmilyM wrote: I'm not. I'm guessing the food coop or the tea lounge. I heard that place is freeeakay.

High on Chai, the couple was incapable of restraint. "The mattress was waiting for us -- no need to go all the way home!"

KateBklyn wrote: Ditto. I wonder if they know about this yet... or even remember doing it in such a compromising spot? I would hope not...

If they don't know, they'll probably know soon enough. I've got $5 that says it'll make the Post...

Edited to add: I still can't believe how gross that is. A dirty mattress on a sidewalk?! Even a bar bathroom's gotta be better than that!

Candicissima wrote: Edited to add: I still can't believe how gross that is. A dirty mattress on a sidewalk?! Even a bar bathroom's gotta be better than that!

Ew ew ew! Have you ever been in the bathrooms at Soda (in the front room by the bar)? *shudder*

alafairnadia wrote: [quote=Candicissima]Edited to add: I still can't believe how gross that is. A dirty mattress on a sidewalk?! Even a bar bathroom's gotta be better than that!

Ew ew ew! Have you ever been in the bathrooms at Soda (in the front room by the bar)? *shudder*

At least in the bathroom you can manage staying away from the floor and am I the only one who thinks that 2:30am just isn't late enough to make that type of decision. I mean at 2:30am you think to yourself I am going home with the stud in the khakis but you don't think it's okay to just turn him out on the matress in the street that's like a 5am thing...

"Stud in the khaki shorts" = phrase not frequently heard.

EmilyM wrote: "Stud in the khaki shorts" = phrase not frequently heard.

Not in these parts. I was just trying to put myself in her head

EmilyM wrote: "Stud in the khaki shorts" = phrase not frequently heard.

[irony]Yeah. I mean, "where's the mall?"[/irony]

Carnivore wrote: [quote=EmilyM]"Stud in the khaki shorts" = phrase not frequently heard.

[irony]Yeah. I mean, "where's the mall?"[/irony]



Right now I'm wishing that I didn't own a pair of khaki shorts.

BrookFetish wrote: Right now I'm wishing that I didn't own a pair of khaki shorts.

That is so Minnesota. :P :twisted:

Carnivore wrote: [quote=BrookFetish]Right now I'm wishing that I didn't own a pair of khaki shorts.

That is so Minnesota. :P :twisted:

I'd like to emphasize - A pair. One. The ONLY pair. And they're linen.

This isn't getting any better, is it?

BrookFetish wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=BrookFetish]Right now I'm wishing that I didn't own a pair of khaki shorts.

That is so Minnesota. :P :twisted:

I'd like to emphasize - A pair. One. The ONLY pair. And they're linen.

This isn't getting any better, is it?

burn them. now. or asap. :twisted: