The Rant Rave thread

voodoonyc

Rant: my windshield wiper fluid froze. I thought that shit NEVER froze?

mougar

Rant: I fall in love with apartments far too easily, even when I know they are too damn expensive.

MOD

Dude have you considered sunset/North PS around 17th ave. Close to Ellis!!

anastasia beaverhausen

I don't want a Mougie in my neighborhood!! Let Prospect Heights have him!

Seriously, I just saw a decent apartment on CL in SP for about 1300. Not a horrible commute to downtown - 14th St. in Manhattan and a helluva lot easier to get anywhere then where you currently live.

mougar

That would be way too dangerous to my liver. I'd like to maintain my unrealistic hopes for just a little bit longer.

em26

Mougar , what's your limit?

I'lll be on the look out for places in PS and PH.

mougar

PM'd

mougar

Also, I'm totally willing to pay a broker fee if it does not exceed a case of beer.

scarlett

Rant: Boys who think they are men who don't follow simple requests like please call me and ask me out with a bit of notice rather than texting me and expexcting me to be just waiting.

anastasia beaverhausen

Rant: Boys are very stupid.
Rave: Scarlett is too good for him!

scarlett

Mougar wrote: Rant: I fall for men way too easily, even when I know they are too damn immature, unintelligent or inappropriate.

Me too Mougie!

voodoonyc

scarlett wrote: [quote=Mougar]Rant: I fall for men way too easily, even when I know they are too damn immature, unintelligent or inappropriate.

Me too Mougie!

That is just so wrong. If I were Mougar, I would not be pleased.

scarlett

What! Vd you changed tons of my quotes and I laughed along!

voodoonyc

Oh hush. You know I adore you, you tart.

whynot_31

Mougar wrote: Rant: I fall in love with apartments far too easily, even when I know they are too damn expensive.

Right you can't actually change the quote.

I think the right way to respond would be to say something like:

Dear Mougar,

I can see why choosing an apartment might be difficult; It is like choosing the gender of your sexual partner. You can choose a male or female, or someone who checks neither box, but if you do not choose you end up going home alone.

Sincerely,

Whynot

P.S. If you must pay for a partner, it may be wise to go the expensive one.

PPS I'll keep sending you leads.

scarlett

Wow! But whynot people change your quotes all the time. I learned it by watching them!

whynot_31

scarlett wrote: Wow! But whynot people change your quotes all the time. I learned it by watching them!

You must remain above the fray.
You must not choose the dark side.

($1 says that Ashley-Cafe-JAH accuses me of racism as a result of a Stars Wars reference)

BTW, Mougar you can still hang out with us no matter the gender of your partner or the location of your apartment. (He buys us drinks)

mougar

scarlett wrote: I'm a poopy head[quote=whynot_31]I'm an even bigger poopy head

Agreed.

Rave: Slumdog Millionaire

scarlett

But whynot you know I have already chosen the dark side!

Mougar that's not nice. And how did you already get back!

MOD

RANT!!!!!!

My place is 60degrees cold!!!! I need heat dammit!!!!!
No help till tomorrow .... AHHHH Freezing!!!

scarlett

I will volunteer to come over and keep you warm!

MOD

RAVE: I love you!!!

voodoonyc

scarlett wrote: Rave: both Mama and I will go warm up Voodoo because we know his apartment is freezing too!

Yay!

whynot_31

Indeed, Slumdog Millionaire is playing at BAM and excellent.

Indeed, Scarlett, I am aware your preference for the "darkside" (as defined by Star Wars as well as Ashley)

voodoonyc

Mougar wrote: Rave: Slumdog Millionaire

Rave: Agreed. Big huge honkin' rave dude.

voodoonyc

"Whynot, Did you request this?" -unnamed brooklynian1
"Nope. Unlike Mougar, I do not express my sexuality musically" - whynot

Rant: Curious, when did this happen? Ellis? Some other time?

whynot_31

VoodooNYC wrote: "Whynot, Did you request this?" -unnamed brooklynian1
"Nope. Unlike Mougar, I do not express my sexuality musically" - whynot

Rant: Curious, when did this happen? Ellis? Some other time?

Ellis. A "Tears for Fears" song was on.

voodoonyc

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC]"Whynot, Did you request this?" -unnamed brooklynian1
"Nope. Unlike Mougar, I do not express my sexuality musically" - whynot

Rant: Curious, when did this happen? Ellis? Some other time?

Ellis. A "Tears for Fears" song was on.

Ah. I was there, but apparently not completely there. But it all makes sense.

whynot_31

Rave: 101.9 is playing all of the songs of my adolescence at the moment.

voodoonyc

Rant: Whynot and I share the same songs of our adolescence and we're really old. Dude. (You, not the damn dog.)