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Hooking up.

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  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    Put it this way, i can lift a Keg, i can pick up dog shit, duct tape not so into it, but can get kinky with the right person. So its all up to you, Sneaky needs some carnal pleasure.
  • dapearl9
    dapearl9
    Oh hey, excuse me but I'm a 24 year old looking for a new and exciting move into the house boy industry.
  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    Shit now i have to compete with 24 year olds, to be Beaverhause's house boy!! SHIT!!
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    dapearl9 wrote: Oh hey, excuse me but I'm a 24 year old looking for a new and exciting move into the house boy industry.
    Do you have pronouced chin? All of the Princes in Disney seem to have one, and this might be a requirement of Anastasia as a result.

    Ana, I'm just trying to save you sometime on this one.

    ...hey, maybe dapearl9 has a similarly young female friend or relative for Sneaky. Everyone could win!
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Sneaky, don't get all jealous. I did mention that I wanted a "gaggle", remember? See? Typical man. Getting jealous and shit already.

    Line forms at the left, boys.
  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    hahahahahahah!!! Not the jealous type here Beverhausen, hey if you want a 3some i am up for it, the more the merrier right?
  • dapearl9
    dapearl9
    I work well in gaggle-numbers, should be great.

    As for my chin, I'm no Bruce Cambell but I don't consider myself disadvantaged.
  • em26
    em26
    OOOOOh shit!

    Anastasia you big pimpin' , girl.

    You rock!




    :safe: :safe: :safe: :safe: :safe: :safe:
  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    gaggle, what an interesting word! I like heaps too!!
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Em26 wrote: OOOOOh shit!

    Anastasia you big pimpin' , girl.

    You rock!




    :safe: :safe: :safe: :safe: :safe: :safe:
    true dat, yo.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    While Anastasia gets her Cabana boys in line, do we have any additonal housewife applicants?

    ...do we have anyone that wants a housewife?

    (I leave it to others to ask if we have readers who seek a gaggle of Bimbos ...the answer is not a mystery to me)

    (Likwise, but out of fear, I leave it to others ask if we have readers who are aspiring Bimbos ...my fear of being killed for asking such things stems back to having to take Intro Women's Studies as an undergrad: It was the only class still available in the timeslot I needed.)
  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    I like being a HIMBO!!!
  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    So Beaverhausen what is going to happen, do i need an application and interview?? You can test my abilities too!!
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    To be consistent with Brooklynian tradition, I think you two should meet under the arch at GAP.

    The rest of us will show up and ride in circles around you on our bikes to provide you with privacy. ...Those who don't come (literally or figuritively) will meet us at Franklin Park, where we will relish them with exaggerated stories of your prowess.
  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    Sounds like a plan!!
  • dapearl9
    dapearl9
    The rest of us will show up and ride in circles around you on our bikes to provide you with privacy.
    Sounds intimate.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    You people are almost frightening!
  • em26
    em26
    I'll take the pictures.

    Whynot_31 , you supervise.


    I think we'll need a director and a sound engineer. 8-[
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: You people are almost frightening!
    You are the one into "gaggles" and duct tape!

    ...we are just adhereing to the long standing traditions of the board.

    Sweet Tea, PH, and Mamacita may be available to verify same.
  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    I am waiting confirmation fro the Beaverhausen!!
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Yes, we need a date. I'll then get the mods to Sticky it and make it Global.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Confirmation of what?? Where's Dapearl9? He's in on this now, too.
  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    so when are we doing this??
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    OMG- Sneaks! Don't look so desperate! It's so unbecoming....
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Whatchuwant wrote: OMG- Sneaks! Don't look so desperate! It's so unbecoming....
    Hold me! I'm scared!!!!
  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    hahahahaahahh!!! i have not sex in a couple of weeks, Stamina has been building up. Been meeting a lot of women lately, but make out sessions only!!
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    sneakyonstmarks wrote: hahahahaahahh!!! i have not sex in a couple of weeks, Stamina has been building up. Been meeting a lot of women lately, but make out sessions only!!
    oh. Well, that's the way to my heart. And bed. EEWWW!!
  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    sounds like fun!!
  • dapearl9
    dapearl9
    Confirmation of what?? Where's Dapearl9? He's in on this now, too.
    I'm so in for Brooklynian's first sexual gaggle event. Maybe Friday, on bikes, at midnight?
  • sneakyonstmarks
    sneakyonstmarks
    hahhahahahaah
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