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The Rant Rave thread

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  • Rave: Pelmeni, Russian dumplings, for lunch.

    Rant: So tired and sleepy now.... dumpling coma...
  • Carmen wrote: Also-

    Rave! I did my first loop in prospect park on mah bike yesterday!
    Rant...I'm going to be hating life when my legs start hurting. I should have stretched. Do not like hills.
    Carmen--you will be raving when you have made that hill your bitch, as the kids like to say. Hills are your friend. They will make you suffer, but they will make you strong. Keep at it.

    Rave: Back on the saddle again after an injury and too long a hiatus
    Rant: Humbled by loss of strength, where did my legs go?
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Rant: Cocksucking meetings that I'm now required to attend even though IT'S NOT MY DAMN JOB!!
    Wait, what kind of work do you do again that you have cocksucking meetings? :lol:
  • Rave: new intervention tonight!
    Rave: boy bought be wine so I have some!
    Rave: i have an entire chicken to eat and my apartment smells awesome!



    rant: Clients need to stfu so I can hang up the durn phone
  • oh, good, new Intervention. The last one (gambling) was kind of lame. I need my drug addicted alkies who inhale household cleaners fix.
  • Rave: Give me back that filet of fish. Give me that fish.
  • VoodooNYC wrote: Rave: Give me back that filet of fish. Give me that fish.
    HAHAH!! I kept singing that stupid song all day. Papi hates me now.
    Carny tried to get me on the $5 foot long song, but it was no use.



  • VoodooNYC wrote: Rave: Give me back that filet of fish. Give me that fish.

    for some reason thinking of you singing this real serious like made me lol.


    and yes that gambling one was LAME!! who the hell cares. BRING BACK CRISTY THE [naked] METH ADDICT!
  • Carnivore wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Rant: Cocksucking meetings that I'm now required to attend even though IT'S NOT MY DAMN JOB!!
    Wait, what kind of work do you do again that you have cocksucking meetings? :lol:

    Sorry, we don't have any openings.
  • Rave: I'm done with the dentist!
    Rant: I just dribbled soda
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Rant: Cocksucking meetings that I'm now required to attend even though IT'S NOT MY DAMN JOB!!
    Wait, what kind of work do you do again that you have cocksucking meetings? :lol:

    Sorry, we don't have any openings.

    DAMN! But Scarlet just put in her application!

    :P

    Rant: Garbage day, plus I need to go get cat litter for this ingrate.
  • Ahem!!!!
  • Hee hee!
  • Mamacita wrote:

    Rant: Garbage day, plus I need to go get cat litter for this ingrate.

    Like I said , make an appointment and take the family portrait already.

    I expect one in a wallet size , thanks.

    image
  • ^ahahahahaah
  • Rave: most recent South Park with little girls, purity rings, blowjobs and the Jonas brothers!!!!
  • RAVE RAVE RAVE: look at that face. HOLY GOD




  • Rave: :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/987443049.html
    Dear Mr. Scammer
    I owe you a few apologies:
    • I am sorry for responding and saying sure I am happy to engage in a bizarre business deal with you knowing full well it isn’t real.
    • I am sorry you wasted time to print a horrible fake check.
    • I am sorry you spent $4.90 UPS’ing it to me overnight.
    • I am sorry for taking a few days to get back to you after I got the check and ask you for your phone number which you can’t give me. I knew that and still I emailed you for the phone number.
    • I am sorry that I lied to you and said I could not find a western union office near me, making you look them up, emailing me a list and me telling you those two liquor stores are shut down.
    • I am sorry that I lied to you about getting pissed at the western union office because they wanted $1.75 to cut a check and that I said that’s robbery and left in a huff. The truth is I never went there in the first place. Sorry for wasting your time that day.
    • I’m sorry I lied the next day after you threaten to call the FBI and local police on me because I cashed your check and would not pay you. I knew you would not, but I wrote you an email begging you not to call the police and that I would pay you tomorrow after I cashed the check.
    • I’m sorry that I lied the next day and said the western union office girl was rude to me so I left in anger, again delaying your money by another day.
    • Im sorry I lied about sending the money to western union in your name vs the shipper so you could not pick it up. I realize this cost you a day or so.
    • I am really sorry that I lied and said that the money order was at your western union, but off by 1 zip code making you drive 30 minutes to find out I am a liar.
    • Your last email to me was justified. Obviously from your language you were pissed. The fact that as you "YELLED” and your grasp of the English language seemed to fade away like my Mom’s when she is livid showed me what a bad person I am.
    • Your phone call from Africa? was upsetting because as you were trying to explain to me how to go down to western union and pay the $1.75 and you would pick up the fee, I realized how frustrated you were getting. I also lied about being hard of hearing and asking you to yell. Sorry.
    All in all, I am sorry for sucking up your bandwidth. I realize that my actions probably sucked up 6-10 hours of your time and kept you from fleecing some gullible person in America.
    Please forgive me. Go ahead and send me another forged check and I will send you my cash to your shipper. Please try me again. Even though I lied you to about 15 times I won’t do it again.
    Your friendly computer person.
    MHF
  • Ok , last one.

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/964430464.html

    I think I'm done for the night....maybe....probably not though.

    Mougar , I played Battletoads and it' ain't got shit on Super Mario.

    It totally sucked caca balls.

    It's kinda like Street Fighter but not as good....not even a little.
  • Battletoads is a side scroller and Street Fighter is a fighting game. They are both awesome, or at least Super Street Fighter II Turbo was awesome.

    Did you at least get to the hovercraft level?
  • Rave: you two are dorks

    Rant: I woke up early, back to bed for me....
  • Rant: I'm up early to meet a coworker online to prepare something for my 10am meeting and, of course, he's not here and I dont really expect him for another two hours. Wonderful

    Rave: After this meeting I think I might be able to actually sneak away for a few hours and call it a day early!
  • Rave? Rant? I don't know anymore: Ron Paul Gay Sex Tape

    (safe for work.)
  • Carnivore wrote: Rave: Bruno sneak preview

    http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/2008-12-6-motion-captured/posts/2009-3-16-sxsw-day-three-bruno-sneak-preview
    Rant: Why did I read? I want to be surprised.
  • Rave: being convinced that cramps are no excuse not to go to a party
    Rant: having to leave early because an ex was there
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Rave: being convinced that cramps are no excuse not to go to a party
    Rant: having to leave early because an ex was there
    i like how its "an" ex, not "the" ex. hahaha. I love you. Btw eric was all "why don't we have oscar this weekend" on sat. So you've got a dogsitter.
  • YAY! I love Eric. He's the cutest bug EVER!!!! I have a wedding to go to in Philly in October if he's interested in dog sitting for a weekend...

    And yes, it was "an" ex. I have a few.
  • Carmen wrote: [quote=Flexichick]rave: visiting caseopele and coming home with some wine
    rave: getting another tui na massage - by a guy this time who was awesome.
    rave: feeling like a big noodle after massage
    rant: walking all the way home and realize I left my wine in the massage place and having to walk all the way back :-(
    Ooo where did you go for the massage?

    7th Ave / 16th Street. Love this place. Love "tony"
  • Rave: Oscar loves the bone his beautiful Auntie Carmen got him. Still.
    Rant: he likes to chew it while leaning his face on my leg.
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