Something for Carnivore(s)

Ok, that was hilarious.

Carnivore wrote: Ok, that was hilarious.

I had to read it again, it was so funny:


" It’s just so good. Like fucking in the bathroom good. I really like it. This is the kind of food that I’d love to eat at 3AM while drunk. And stoned. And with a roll of quarters stuck up my ass. I mean it’s really good. I’d love to eat this while drunk, stoned, and sniffing ethanol."

Carmen? :shock: :shock:

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No, that's Michael Showalter. :P

How Carny washes his clothes

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/02/15/12886071-ap.html

Comparing Apples and Oranges: Normalizing Competitive Eating Records across Food Disciplines


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an excerpt from the discussion section:

Wooldridge, Mike. UC Berkley wrote: The Kobayashi effect must be considered. The two high outliers in terms of total weight were rice balls and hot dogs. The records for these foods are held by Takeru Kobayashi [9], who is currently the top-ranked competitive eater in the world [10] and legendary for his superhuman feats of ingestion. There is a good chance these high marks are due to Kobayashi’s exceptional capacity, not to the characteristics of the foods themselves.

Somehow I feel like I could take down that record for butter. Less than a kilo in 5 minutes? I don't see how that's so hard.

^ I posted that already....scroll back a page :-)

http://mrsnuff.com/_product_50132/Toque_Cheese_Bacon_Lg

http://www.perpetualkid.com/bacon-flavored-toothpicks.aspx

I checked and unfortunately they do not come in Goose.

Carnivore wrote: (16) Denmark consumes the most pork in the world

this explains so much... in reference to me.

An napalm air strike would have turned that into an awesome BBQ. Or maybe white phosphorus.

For the avid reader and bacon eater

http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2010/08/printable_bacon_bookmark.html

http://money.cnn.com/2010/08/24/news/bacon_prices/index.htm

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2010-09/29/bacon-kevin-bacon

J&D Foods sounds like an awesome place to work.

Carnie, is that you in the fur coat?

Yes.

The current derby (design contest) at woot tshirts has a theme of "meat".

http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Default.aspx?sort=votes

Some examples:

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen:

I just saw that an hour ago and thought, "damn I should post this" LOL!

But I think it needs much more bacon and less maple syrup. =P~

Mamacita wrote: I just saw that an hour ago and thought, "damn I should post this" LOL!

But I think it needs much more bacon and less maple syrup. =P~

Can't argue with that. I love the part where the add the hot dogs with the buns into the sandwich. :shock:

Damn, I want a corn dog now! But sans the mayo and add spicy mustard.

Which one are you?

Hypocarnivore

Mesocarnivore

Hypercarnivore