The Rant Rave thread

Carmen wrote: Its gonna be a girl under 10 lbs probably. Hes got to play nice as to not KILL HER. She is not squeak toy. She is babbie.

Oh. I'm sorry. If it squeaks, it is a squeak toy. Perhaps Caser Milan can explain this to you.

Um hello. His tiny gay mexican self will father my children.

Rave : King of the Hill on Adult Swim. :cheers:

Chocolate covered pretzels , iced oatmeal coooooookies , chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream...rave rave freakin rave!

Rant : Diets.

Carnivore
Mamacita Ate All The Fries
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 11000
Location: St Johns Pl and Underhill

11000!

^^ Yeah , eleven thousand. Congrats , Carny.

Joined April 14 , 2005 - Happy 4 year anniversary!! :cheers:

Rant: Saw a gal punch a guy in the nuts on the Q just now. Oof. :shock: :pale: [-X

Rave: Saw a gal punch a guy in the nuts on the Q just now. LMAO. :shock:

jeffrey wrote: Rant: Saw a gal punch a guy in the nuts on the Q just now. Oof. :shock: :pale: [-X

Rave: Saw a gal punch a guy in the nuts on the Q just now. LMAO. :shock:

LOL.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Carmen wrote: Its gonna be a girl under 10 lbs probably. Hes got to play nice as to not KILL HER. She is not squeak toy. She is babbie.

Darling, under 10 pounds does not a dog make.

Rave: Bacon caramels!
http://devilinanapron.foodzie.com/products/846-Organic-Bacon-Caramel-Swinetarian-s-Delight

Rant: living in a shoebox with no storage! I HATE THIS!
Rave: Whynot left me his apartment in his will.
Rave: Whynot doesn't take very good care of himself.

Rave: I just went for a big walk and a few blocks away from me I passed Shishkab's two doggies sticking their heads out through the front fence and when i walked by they both gave me kisses. Kisses from doggies! Happy day.

(p.s. Shishie's hubby probably thought "who is this nut job?", but I don't care)

RAVE: NBA bitches!!! LeBron's my man!!!

RANY: paint fumes, plus I'm not sure i like this color either.

LeBron James ??

Rant :

Mamacita rooting for my hometown teams rival. DAMN YOU!!! [-(


Detroit Pistons!! :cheers:

Rant:^^
Rave: Go Cleveland!!!

^^ Fine , be like that. :mad:

I was gonna try to help you find a whiteboy in Mouger but fuck that he deserves better than a Cavalier lover. :twisted:

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote:
Rave: Whynot left me his apartment in his will.
Rave: Whynot doesn't take very good care of himself.

Rant: Mrs. Whynot would object to Ana killing me then moving in with her low class dog.

Rave: Despite Ana's claims, I got a haircut today. And, I shaved even though it is a weekend day. pfffth.

Rave: screw hipsters

rave: mama is one of the best girlfriends i've ever had. Freals. <3

Rave :

Just watched this on tv .

Chappelle's Show
When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong - Darius James
comedycentral.com

Awww, I love Carmen too. And all my awesome girlfriends. We all need our soul sistahs!

And damn you EM you know i luvs my chappelle!

whynot_31 wrote:
Rant: Mrs. Whynot would object to Ana killing me then moving in with her low class dog.

Rave: Despite Ana's claims, I got a haircut today. And, I shaved even though it is a weekend day. pfffth.

Mrs. Whynot and I have already discussed it.

Rave: No amount of cleaning up will make Whynot a lady.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=whynot_31]
Rant: Mrs. Whynot would object to Ana killing me then moving in with her low class dog.

Rave: Despite Ana's claims, I got a haircut today. And, I shaved even though it is a weekend day. pfffth.

Mrs. Whynot and I have already discussed it.

Rave: No amount of cleaning up will make Whynot a lady.

Whew, glad that wasn't a goal.

Rant: I wish I worked in a regular office so I could install this on my co-workers' computers:

http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/clippy/

RAVE!!!!! NBA BITCHES!!!
Git yo asses on the couch with a beer at 3pm!!!

KOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Mamacita wrote: RAVE!!!!! NBA BITCHES!!!
Git yo asses on the couch with a beer at 3pm!!!

KOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Rant: I will be starting my shift at work at 3pm. :evil:

Rave: Mets costumes so cute today!
Rave: getting ready to go get backyard ready for derby party!
Rave: drinking champers while doing yard work!!!!

Rant: Watching this video. I try to avoid hipsters at all costs. Unless it's the real world or the city, of course.

Mamacita wrote: Rave: screw hipsters

All Em and Carny's talk about hot dogs has me craving some like MAD!! I need to go and get me some wieners stat!!!


WOOOT!!! NBA
I love B-balls!!

Rave: My LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rave: oh hai, I'm Carmen's new dog