The Rant Rave thread

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Carmen]Rave: OpossumQueen brought over a kong which i stuffed with turkey and nameless-animal is going crazy for it. i feel kind of bad because i dont think he can get all the turkey... itll keep him busy

if you have to go out, put peanut butter or cream cheese in the kong, then freeze it. Baby will loves it.

and she wonders why her dog is hyperactive?

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen][quote=Carmen]Rave: OpossumQueen brought over a kong which i stuffed with turkey and nameless-animal is going crazy for it. i feel kind of bad because i dont think he can get all the turkey... itll keep him busy

if you have to go out, put peanut butter or cream cheese in the kong, then freeze it. Baby will loves it.

and she wonders why her dog is hyperactive?

He's hyperactive 'cause he's teh awesome.

julian or julius
thor (ha)
charlie
all of the names i said before (simon or winston)
thaddeus

just name the damn dog already.

rave: meeting the cute nameless pup. So fluffy!

There is a dog named Nacho in the neighborhood that we see at off leash. I think everyone likes saying his name b/c folks always say "here comes Nacho!"

rave: Some other entertaining names to hear owners yelling in the park: McLovin, Sexy, Jean-Claude, and Taco. Oh, there may already be enough dog's named Max.

I also like Gus, but Carmen's gotta figure out which names suits him, not just the coolest name In that case it might just have to be Bacon, or CCB (short for Chocolate Covered Bacon).

Oh Crap. OP just officially nicknamed Carmen's dog. BACON!!!

wait so he's called bacon??? Cause he kinda looks more like turkey bacon.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Oh Crap. OP just officially nicknamed Carmen's dog. BACON!!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooo! :shock:

I'm surprised bAcOn whore didn't name Thomas or his other kitty "bAcOn". (pronounced bAy-cOn)

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Oh Crap. OP just officially nicknamed Carmen's dog. BACON!!!

BEST. NAME. EVAH!!!

Sorry, BRUNO wins and he's responding to it already. ITS OFFICIAL!

Carmen wrote: Sorry, BRUNO wins and he's responding to it already. ITS OFFICIAL!

There's nothing wrong with the fact that your new dog is gay and Austrian. You just have to accept him the way he is.

...all I can think of is the bugs bunny episode "Oh yea, well I Bruno will jump 1000 feet"

(bugs has challenged a circus performer to see who can dive the from the highest height into the smallest amount of water).

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=23492499

...It was in reruns, I'm not that old.

Rant: They don't make quality cartoons anymore.

Rave: The My Space page has some good ones.

rant: puppy is very quiet and doesnt wake me up when he wants to potty...thus pottying all over both of us and the couch at 4am. Laundry for puppy round I!

Carmen wrote: rant: puppy is very quiet and doesnt wake me up when he wants to potty...thus pottying all over both of us and the couch at 4am. Laundry for puppy round I!

Yay puppy pee! Be grateful he's only the size of a softball. How big of a puddle could he make?

It was a pewp puddle...he managed to make a pretty good mess but thats ok. The cushion covers are washable as is the comforter. It was just yucky at 4am and he got it all over himself.

but

Rave: Bruno is so cuddly

Rant: I haven't gotten to cuddle Bruno yet!
Rant: my back is so twisted. I'm dying.
Rave: only Bruno cuddles will save me!

[quote=Carmen]I like bruno



I fucking love Sacha Baron Cohen so Bruno is coo for that little thing you're calling a dog, but in this picture he kind of looks like a GREMLIN!!!!!!!

newspapers. You need to cover your house in newspapers.

Then gradually decrease the coverage. Lots of puppy pottie training material on web. ...have a good 10 weeks

Hes actually pretty well paper trained (on the puppy pads) He went on me last night because we were on the couch and he can't/doesnt know how to get down yet by himself. He usually whimpers if he's on the couch and needs to go to the bathroom so I can let him down and he can use his pad. It was my own fault for ignoring him rustling around...

move puppy pad to near door.

puppy will then learn: "When I have to go, I should go to the door".

Mommy will then learn: "when puppy is at door, take puppy out"

One is already there And there's one near the couch but I'm trying to move him to the other one if I see him starting to hunker down haha.

Rant :



My avatar. bAcOn. My....avatar.


Why?

Em, you got good MH coverage? I know someone who can help.

It's okay, Em.

After all, it could be worse, all up ever further in your subconscious:

Rave: ^ that kinda looks like a rave

Just add nst-nst-nst-nst...

jeffrey wrote: It's okay, Em.

After all, it could be worse, all up ever further in your subconscious:

Fuckin' ayy.

[-(

Rant :

Game 2. Not looking good for my team.FUCK.

I'm upset , sad and hungry. Jeesh. I need a hug.and food.

Rant :

I don't like Carnivore. He's so damn mean to me.

Jeffrey is a punk now , too.

Whynot is a mean ass.

Rave :

I ain't going to Whynot's dog party. Don't wanna see him.


I ain't going to Franklin Park after. Don't wanna see bAcOn whore.

Jeffrey , I'll never bump in to so that's not a problem.

The other two , don't let me see you over on my side of the hood.

Ya'll ain't allowed to pass the corner of Eastern Pkwy and Washington Ave , bitches.

What if I have a clever disguise?

^^

I still hate yo ass.