The Rant Rave thread

brooklynpotter wrote: not to me. i haven't thrown up since 1984

You've also been wise enough to keep ketchup off of your hot dogs.

ask her the exact date of the last time she puked.

if i dream of mustard i am going to club some of you with my crutches. just saying

rant: what's with this fucking rain? I feel like i'm being Chinese water tortured listening to it for 5 days and more to come

I swear I think half of the posts on these 71 pages are about hotdogs aka mechanically separated animal parts. Ew.

Is it supposed to rain on Saturday? I am supposed to take the kids to the park for a picnic. Say no!

scarlett wrote: I swear I think half of the posts on these 71 pages are about hotdogs aka mechanically separated animal parts. Ew.

Is it supposed to rain on Saturday? I am supposed to take the kids to the park for a picnic. Say no!

It was that nasty freak , Carnivore. He's out of control. :shock:


Saturday May 9th , it says 71 degrees and showers.

the widget does not show showers. i have to work outside at the flea. NO RAIN

Em26 wrote: [quote=scarlett]I swear I think half of the posts on these 71 pages are about hotdogs aka mechanically separated animal parts. Ew.

It was that nasty freak , Carnivore. He's out of control. :shock:(

Ahem...

First mention of hot dogs this time?

Em26 the nasty ketchup dog eater wrote: Flexi , I think you need a ketchup hot dog. It'll make you feel all sorts of good stuff.

and this warrants an all out war?

....senseless carnage.

whynot_31 wrote: and this warrants an all out war?

Absolutely.

whynot_31 wrote: ....senseless carnage.

Senseless only in that those poor animals gave their lives in vain, only to be smothered in nasty ketchup.

Em, you may want to give him a tofu dog with ketchup.

...no animals die.

(but almost as gross as canned whole chicken).

...not sure mustard could even save Tofu dogs.

...but yes, ketchup on a tofu dog sounds like it would be even worse.

For Em, cause I care:

^^ Voodoo!! You're back! :cheers:



Thank you!

Carnivore wrote:
Ahem...

First mention of hot dogs this time?

[quote=Em26 the nasty ketchup dog eater]Flexi , I think you need a ketchup hot dog. It'll make you feel all sorts of good stuff.

The poor woman's foot was turning colors and she was feeling like poo.
I was only trying to help the needy. Shine a little light of ketchup and hope. Make her giggle with glee at the thought of such deliciousness.




It's over. You're back on the list. For.good!!1 :mad:

Maybe the Peruvian specialty, salchipapas, can bring us all together!

No fair , you like ketchup as long as it ain't on a hot dog.

I can't stand mustard on anything.

How about you try a hot dog with ketchup and I'll try a hot dog with m..m..mus..must....wait.....mustard. Ooh,wow , that was hard.

What do you say , Carnivore? :-k

I will never eat a hot dog with ketchup. It's like putting ketchup on pizza.

Brooklyn, born and bred, biyatch!

Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Em26 wrote: Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

That sounds like something someone from Detroit would say. :roll:

Em26 wrote: Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

...I can think of some pizza places in Ohio who may be able to help you out.

Em, maybe this would be better...

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Em26]Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

That sounds like something someone from Detroit would say. :roll:



Hey! Watch it.

Don't make me have to fuck you up Detroit style , baby. :mad:

Em26 wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=Em26]Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

That sounds like something someone from Detroit would say. :roll:



Hey! Watch it.

Don't make me have to fuck you up Detroit style , baby. :mad:

You mean you're going to fail and then ask me for billions of dollars?

You don't want me to eat tonight , huh?


It's better for me anyway.


Punk.ass.freakin' freak. :evil:

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Em26][quote=Carnivore][quote=Em26]Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

That sounds like something someone from Detroit would say. :roll:



Hey! Watch it.

Don't make me have to fuck you up Detroit style , baby. :mad:

You mean you're going to fail and then ask me for billions of dollars?


Oooooooooooh.no.you.didn't.

That's it!


You busy tomorrow? You got time for an ass whoopin? Huh? HUH???

Man , I wanna hurt you so bad for that one.


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

I gotta go. You're driving me nuts. I can feel my face getting hot , I swear.



DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!

Hey, didn't Detroit spend decades telling people what they wanted, instead of actually giving them what they wanted?

...kinda like Em and Ketchup?

(couldn't resist Em...).

...damn, i'm probably on the list now too.

Ketchup is the greatest foodstuff ever created by mankind *for the record, I like mustard too. Why can't they just get along??

I love peanut butter... so much that I successfully eat it despite a peanut allergy.

sorry. ketchup belongs on a hamburger. mustard on a hot dog.

my brother is also a mustard hater.

your brother is a wise man

rant: my kitteh just puked up his breakfast and i have to hobble over there to clean in up.

rave: for once, my kitteh did not puke during the night!

Rant: Bruno's a poop factory.
Rave: Bruno's an adorable poop factory!