The Rant Rave thread

I can talk about a lot of brooklynian men. With whom shall we start?

i do not wish to discuss brooklynian men.

i'm sorry, flexi, that you have lost your mind.

brooklynpotter wrote: i do not wish to discuss brooklynian men.

i'm sorry, flexi, that you have lost your mind.

if you find it, please bring it back to me, since I'm too fucking gimpy to go out and look for it myself.

will do

rave: the beave and oskie are close by. company! stellapuss + oskie = ?????

I'm not worried about Jackson because he will high-tail it under the bed.

jackson is my boyfriend

rave: there's an oscar on my bed (and his mama will help me change the sheets when she gets back from key food)

jackson and stella are sitting in the windows checking oscar out. they both got all poofy and jackson hissed and growled like a tough guy but he's too cute to be scary

Wow. You got Beave to go grocery shopping? She hates grocery shopping!!!!!

scarlett wrote: Wow. You got Beave to go grocery shopping? She hates grocery shopping!!!!!

but she loves me

and it seems i am allergic to oskie's kisses. breaking out in hives, but i will survive

Send him over to me!!!!!!!

Rant: crying after watching 17 again. WTF!?

big rave: Le Beave. She did dishes, helped me change sheets, took out garbage, ate pizza with me, went to the grocery store (even though she fucking hates it).........between her and Le Potter, I am a lucky girl to have nice friends

I went to the grocery store. I FUCKING HATE the grocery store. Flexi has incredibly dirty baseboards. I might have to bring over the special toothbrushes. Stella and Jackson are the cutest bugs ever. Unfortunately, they hate Oscar's guts. Oscar acted like a lunatic the entire time and passed out the moment he got home.

yay....she'll do my baseboards....you heard her, people

stella and Jackson were afraid of the big drooling doggie with the obscenely long tongue and the farts....but i think they would have worked it out if given enough time

Oh yeah, Oscar kept farting all over the place. Hilarious!

Yeah it's hilarious until you sit next to it!

Hey, you wanted him there! He gets nervous farts. He can't help it.

he's so cute that you have no choice but to forgive him...and try to sneak some of your own farts in so you can blame the dog

Rave: Bruno's all mine!

Mougar wrote: Rave: Bruno's all mine!

you are an asshole!
Rant: im having separation anxiety

Rant: feeling poopy. I need cheering up :-(

I got you , mama.




That one always cracks me up.

Rant : Why the hell did I wake up at 9am ?? As if I got something to be doing this early in the am. #-o

Mamacita wrote: Rant: feeling poopy. I need cheering up :-(

Same here. Bah!

http://new.music.yahoo.com/deathray-davies/tracks/bitter-old-man-blues--22850438

rant: mah footsie is black and blue ....and i am just....blue

Flexi , I think you need a ketchup hot dog. It'll make you feel all sorts of good stuff.

ketchup?

brooklynpotter wrote: ketchup?

Flexi understands. She's the only one that understands!



A lot of freaks roaming around Brooklynian.....Oh yeah....lots.

Em26 wrote: Flexi , I think you need a ketchup hot dog. It'll make you feel all sorts of good stuff.

oh, i totally need one of those. who's gonna bring it to me?

I was thisclose to asking beave to buy me some yesterday....

[quote=Em26]A lot of freaks roaming around Brooklynian.....Oh yeah....lots.



Ketchup on hot dog eating freaks! :twisted:

rant: ketchup does not belong on hot dogs