The Rant Rave thread

Carmen wrote: rant: new deliverable and I am going to be working all fucking weekend. again. someone give me a new job.

My harem has an opening in the roast chicken department, but you have to supply your own tent.

Carnivore wrote: Rant: Working the night shift all weekend and short staffed = lots of angry people.

Note to self: don't get shot this weekend.

Mougar wrote: [quote=Carmen]rant: new deliverable and I am going to be working all fucking weekend. again. someone give me a new job.

My harem has an opening in the roast chicken department, but you have to supply your own tent.

You've got your own crockpot now, you dont need me anymore!

Mougar wrote: Note to self: don't get shot this weekend.

Just not at 3am. Mid morning to late afternoon should be ok, though.

Carmen wrote: rant: new deliverable and I am going to be working all fucking weekend. again. someone give me a new job.

Rant: I'm still at work, and am pretty sure I need to come in on Sunday. I feel your pain. I will also be living out of boxes for the rest of my natural life.

Rave: Getting out of town for a week.

Em its time for you to post that Celebration song on behalf of the whole board again.....

^^No Whynot for one WEEK!






Celebration - Kool & The Gang

rant: fucking mosquito bit my FACE and two more bit me either through my pants or they crawled up my pants and bit my ass. Motherfuckers!

Flexichick wrote: rant: fucking mosquito bit my FACE and two more bit me either through my pants or they crawled up my pants and bit my ass. Motherfuckers!

Did you go out without your DEET?

whynot_31 wrote: Rave: Getting out of town for a week.

This one is for Scarlett!

Whoo hooo! :cheers:

Wait.no-Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Celebration - Kool & The Gang

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Flexichick]rant: fucking mosquito bit my FACE and two more bit me either through my pants or they crawled up my pants and bit my ass. Motherfuckers!

Did you go out without your DEET?

I sprayed DEET all over the exposed parts, except my face. The rest was through my fucking clothes.

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Flexichick]rant: fucking mosquito bit my FACE and two more bit me either through my pants or they crawled up my pants and bit my ass. Motherfuckers!

Did you go out without your DEET?

Carni, we cannot always wear deet! The bastards do manage to follow us in the door sometimes and then bite us on our hands or butts or thighs or between the toes as we sleep and bathe and such. I refuse to sleep soaked in deet! Some of us are just too delicious

OpossumQueen wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=Flexichick]rant: fucking mosquito bit my FACE and two more bit me either through my pants or they crawled up my pants and bit my ass. Motherfuckers!

Did you go out without your DEET?

Carni, we cannot always wear deet! The bastards do manage to follow us in the door sometimes and then bite us on our hands or butts or thighs or between the toes as we sleep and bathe and such. I refuse to sleep soaked in deet! Some of us are just too delicious
I thought Flexi was getting bitten in her back yard.

Maybe you should look into one of these.

I was having a bbq in my yard, but I sprayed a shit ton of DEET on. My delicousness knows no bounds

Rant: people who keep count of the "nice" things I do for them.
Rave: doing nice things for people who deserve them!

rave: beach vacation begins tomorrow

rant: i have a terrible cold.

Have a great vacation SweetT, let me know when you'll be back because we're going to do a picnic, and I want you there!

sweet tea wrote: rave: beach vacation begins tomorrow

rant: i have a terrible cold.

hopefullyou will bake that cold right out of you on the first day.

rave: in my yard with the kittehs and a book. Huge butterflies keep coming by. Jackson is yelling at them. Stella is on the chair next to me. Life is good.

Rant: Wingedearth.

Where's my muzzle button?

Ha!!!!!! Which post made him create an account? And why do I ASSume it's a guy?

Rave: Beave made me drink too much last night!!!!!!
Rave: Ran into TWO of my sometimes drunk friends' one night stands!!!!!!
Rave: Ran into one of Beave's future one night stands!!!!
Rave: Beave is toooooo much fun
Rant: she never fed me dinner so I woke up early STARVING

What! and you didn't drunk dial me???!?
[-(

Have I ever? I usually drunk text Voodoo but not lately. I did text Em and ask her to repost the Celebration song for whynot being on vacation.

Remember back when, I said in regards to Voodoo's mass drunk texts, that you can always drunk dial me and you said something like WHEEEEEEEEEE

I'm still waiting! (foot tapping!) :P

Rave: having a date with the prettiest girl on the planet last night!

Mamacita wrote: What! and you didn't drunk dial me???!?
[-(

they did drunk dial me....at 7pm....ha....ok, maybe they weren't drunk...YET.

I was having a bbq and was too full to move

Oh yeah? Prettiest girl ever? So sweet. But what about when your boyfriend said (quite truthfully) that I looked drunk and you said something like "oh you haven't seen nothin yet!"

No Flexi, we just got there and were on our first> BBQ my butt_ i know you just didn't want to hang out with awesome and awesomer. It's ok though. I'm not sure my perfect tiny tits could handle both Beave's and your bodacious boobies.

scarlett wrote: No Flexi, we just got there and were on our first> BBQ my butt_ i know you just didn't want to hang out with awesome and awesomer. It's ok though. I'm not sure my perfect tiny tits could handle both Beave's and your bodacious boobies.

I will be happy to flash my belly and prove how much I ate last night.

I think Beave called me from the bathroom asking me to rescue her

You asked him if you looked blind or drunk and he said NEITHER!!