The Rant Rave thread

omgah cute pictar

almost as cute as this one:

Aloha, baby

Rave :

Clothes and shoes shopping! We were gone for hours and hours.

Rant :

My husband hated it. I hated my husband. That's why I try not to go shopping with him and vice versa. It had to be done and I had shit else going on today so I agreed.


Rant:

That shopping trip wasn't all about Em.

Rave :

But hey I still got something!

Rave :

99.9% chance I'm going to watch "The Orphan" tomorrow!

Complaining once again about dimwitted a$$wipes preaching on the subway. They STOP preaching just as they reach a station, THEN start up again just as the train doors close. I'm seriously considering just pushing one back out the train door when the train stops.

Perhaps a pie-kill? hmmm might work better. I always thought that sort of thing was illegal on a train or bus? Here's the never ending NYC mantra.. "Where's a cop when you need one!?"

Rant/rave: Russians and all their baggage full-on visiting for the first time in four months.

Rant: When it started pouring rain and we ran into the house yesterday, I forgot to put a lid on the garbage can containing the charcoal bags and ruined them :-(

Rant: A "friend" of mine REALLY NEEDS A NEW JOB. Someone hire "her" pls kthx

Join the crowd, doll face.

Rant: I'z one poor mofo.

davidg8089 wrote: Complaining once again about dimwitted a$$wipes preaching on the subway. They STOP preaching just as they reach a station, THEN start up again just as the train doors close. I'm seriously considering just pushing one back out the train door when the train stops.

Perhaps a pie-kill? hmmm might work better. I always thought that sort of thing was illegal on a train or bus? Here's the never ending NYC mantra.. "Where's a cop when you need one!?"

Just start singing "America the Beautiful".

Go back to school Mamacita and Carmen and get degrees in O&M and VRT then come to work for me please!!!!!!!!!!!!

MeredithB wrote: [quote=davidg8089]Complaining once again about dimwitted a$$wipes preaching on the subway. They STOP preaching just as they reach a station, THEN start up again just as the train doors close. I'm seriously considering just pushing one back out the train door when the train stops.

Perhaps a pie-kill? hmmm might work better. I always thought that sort of thing was illegal on a train or bus? Here's the never ending NYC mantra.. "Where's a cop when you need one!?"

Just start singing "America the Beautiful".

Or "Back that Ass up!"

scarlett wrote: Go back to school Mamacita and Carmen and get degrees in O&M and VRT then come to work for me please!!!!!!!!!!!!

what are those things

Rave: my new cane is here. It's collapsible and pink! Now I can fold it up in my bag and take it out to beat people with! It's not as cool as a sword cane, but it will do

scarlett wrote: [quote=MeredithB]Just start singing "America the Beautiful".

Or "Back that Ass up!"

I LIKE IT!!

Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, who is you playing with, back that ass up

RAVE: Staying in until Thursday!

Rave: actually being slightly a head of the game on one project!
Rant: being totally behind on the other 130 projects.

RANT: Women who don't wear deodorant/antiperspirant.

MeredithB wrote: RANT: Women who don't wear deodorant/antiperspirant.

just the women? Lemme tell ya, the men without deodorant don't smell good either.

Meredith, feel free to whip this out next time:

https://www.buyaspray.com/flare/next?etag=4aspray

rave: mougs herb garden and my chicken cookin right now
rant: my oven is too small and its impossible to not end up in a cloud of smoke from the spitting, even with tinfoil over the bird
rave: mougs tomatoes did not get blight and bruno and I ate a bunch
rant: I didnt take any home

Bruno eats tomatoes? I should have given him some yesterday!

I do know he eats the tinfoil off of Negra Modelo bottles!

Flexichick wrote: Bruno eats tomatoes? I should have given him some yesterday!

I do know he eats the tinfoil off of Negra Modelo bottles!

Apparently he does! They were little grape/cherry ones and he was eating em off the deck. Im pretty sure he'll eat just about anything

I eat them right off the plant most of the time. I'll have to save Bruno some for next time.

Rave: 3 parts semi-sweet tea, 3 parts vodka, 1 part triple sec, mint and a squeeze of lemon. It is liquid crack!

Mougar wrote: Rave: 3 parts semi-sweet tea, 3 parts vodka, 1 part triple sec, mint and a squeeze of lemon. It is liquid crack!

wtf? A few months ago you hated Firefly. Now you're making your own?

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Mougar]Rave: 3 parts semi-sweet tea, 3 parts vodka, 1 part triple sec, mint and a squeeze of lemon. It is liquid crack!

wtf? A few months ago you hated Firefly. Now you're making your own?
That did occur to me, but I swear this is totally different!

The tea part is stronger, there is less sugar, the lemon and triple sec makes it tart and citrusy, and the mint makes it taste fresher.

It's like comparing margarita mix to an actual margarita.

rave:EPIC FUCKING CHICKEN. omg this is my best baked chicken yet. Someone talk me out of eating all 3.88lbs alone right now

I will volunteer to eat the skin :-)

Mougar wrote: the lemon and triple sec makes it tart and citrusy

Ha.

Carmen: Eat the chicken.

Rave: Tito's Handmade Vodka. Better than Ketel One at (almost) half the price.

VoodooNYC wrote: Rave: Tito's Handmade Vodka. Better than Ketel One at (almost) half the price.

Ahem...
http://www.brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=487650#487650

Rant: Voodoo missed Weather Up again! And it was fried chicken and oyster night.

Carnivore wrote: Rant: Voodoo missed Weather Up again! And it was fried chicken and oyster night.

Seriously, you better not be working this weekend too!