The Rant Rave thread

RAVE: Good doctors!

Rave: It's muh burffdey

Dog willing, I plan to spend this blessed binary day working on my turbo encabulator

^^ You just made my head hurt with that shit.It's too damn early for all of that.


Happy Birthday , Jeffrey!

Practice this for the day:


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Rant: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What is seen can not be unseen :-s :shaking: :puker: :pukel: =; [-X

Rave: Thanks, Em! 8-[

You're welcome , Jeffrey!


Rave:

I think I want this:


http://www.nikonusa.com/Find-Your-Nikon/Product/Digital-Camera/26186/COOLPIX-S1000pj.html


Can you say ,um , PROJECTOR?! :bounce:

Rave: New kind size bed with awesome mattress!

Rant: Cats still woke me up.

Carnivore wrote: Rave: New kind size bed with awesome mattress!

I know just what you need to make it even awesomer:

I'm fairly certain they don't make Spongebob bedsets in king size.

I'm fairly certain that it don't matter!

See , you can buy the biggest size SpongeBob comforter they make , which is a full size , and then just get any king size sheets to match.

A full size comforter fits my new king size bed about as well as the bikini on the guy in the picture you posted above.

They don't call it Bikini Bottom fer nuthin'... #-o

A birthday present for jeffrey:

a topless Japanese man showing off his Neo Geo collection!

Carnivore wrote: A full size comforter fits my new king size bed about as well as the bikini on the guy in the picture you posted above.

What's it with you and everything having to fit?

Fine. Your loss!!

Rave: Forget the turbo encabulator, that was just a ruse.

Spent all afternoon and evening out on the North Fork of Long Island picking pumpkins and soaking up the wine tastings at Lenz and Bedell, complete with dog and family.

Needless to say I came home with my own presents to myself, and not just of the rotund orange variety.

Rant: nudo geo guy

Rave: the care and thought that went into sending it along to disturb me nonetheless

Rave: OMFG - Tauntaun Sleeping Bag -

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/

WhyFi wrote: Rave: OMFG - Tauntaun Sleeping Bag -

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/

I've had that on e-mail notification status with ThinkGeek since they first had it as an April Fools joke. I'm getting it as soon as it's available.

They've done this before (actually selling something that was initially an April Fools joke). I got their 8-bit tie last time.

Rave: bad european techno put to good use

Carnivore wrote: [quote=WhyFi]Rave: OMFG - Tauntaun Sleeping Bag -

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/

I've had that on e-mail notification status with ThinkGeek since they first had it as an April Fools joke. I'm getting it as soon as it's available.

They've done this before (actually selling something that was initially an April Fools joke). I got their 8-bit tie last time.

Exactly how is it that you two found women to marry you? ;-)

belated happy birthday, Jeffrey

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=WhyFi]Rave: OMFG - Tauntaun Sleeping Bag -

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/

I've had that on e-mail notification status with ThinkGeek since they first had it as an April Fools joke. I'm getting it as soon as it's available.

They've done this before (actually selling something that was initially an April Fools joke). I got their 8-bit tie last time.

Exactly how is it that you two found women to marry you? ;-)

Well first it started as an April Fool's joke. Then by email notification, of course.

Flexichick wrote: belated happy birthday, Jeffrey

Thanks! You would have dug the variety (and quantity, lol) of wine consumed.

Oh my head. :drunken:

Flexichick wrote: Exactly how is it that you two found women to marry you? ;-)

Rave: the ladies are keepin' track of my marital status - I'm flattered, really : p

WhyFi wrote: [quote=Flexichick]Exactly how is it that you two found women to marry you? ;-)

Rave: the ladies are keepin' track of my marital status - I'm flattered, really : p

I should have said THREE women to marry you

Jeffrey - sounds like a good time. I grew up on LI but haven't been to the wineries in a long time.

^^ Some women like nerds. 8-[

Rave :

I cut my knuckle(<-rant )and the piece of skin that was hanging finally fell off!


Rant :

I can't figure out which phone I want. I really ,really , wanted this one:

HTC Touch Pro 2

http://reviews.cnet.com/smartphones/htc-touch-pro2-sprint/4505-6452_7-33770281.html?tag=mncol;lst


Or , HTC Hero. It just came out today :


http://reviews.cnet.com/smartphones/htc-hero-sprint/4505-6452_7-33770450.html

What you guys think?

Hero.
Android >> Windows.

Carnivore wrote: Hero.
Android >> Windows.

Ooooh , but I want that slide out qwerty keyboard feature.

Rant:

The only phone that has android and slide out qwerty is the T-mobile G1.

http://reviews.cnet.com/smartphones/t-mobile-g1-black/4505-6452_7-33283585.html?tag=mncol;lst


I don't want to switch to crappy T-Mobile.

Damn.

Sprint is also crappy. Just sayin'.

Carnivore wrote: Sprint is also crappy. Just sayin'.

Ahmm...Sprint is much better than T-Mobile , tho.

^^^ Rant - NO network is worse than AT&T

rave: brining a chicken and baking all day! I always get on this kick when it first gets cold...

Rave: backyard party with fire and champagne
Rave: the curious hook me up with men who almost speak english power of Butternilk :

Rave: Being douchey. It's even more fun than it sounds.