The Rant Rave thread

Flexichick wrote: ^reference check? Did you give them Scarlett's number? ;-)

Bwahahahaha! (Claps hands!)

Rant: If you are traveling the wrong way up Court Street on your bike trying to deliver someone a lukewarm Domino's Pizza and you blaze into a pedestrian who is crossing with the light in the crosswalk and looking for traffic in the LEGAL direction and you knock this pedestrian on his ass, busting his arm open and ripping his shirt and FAIL to even stop to apologize, you are an asshole. You're also an idiot, because there's only one Domino's in the neighborhood, so I know where you work.

^that sucks. Want to borrow my cane?

Flexichick wrote: ^that sucks. Want to borrow my cane?

I may need it, thanks. And a Hugo Boss shirt if you have an extra. what an asshole.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Flexichick]^that sucks. Want to borrow my cane?

I may need it, thanks. And a Hugo Boss shirt if you have an extra. what an asshole.

I also have these metal skewers with some sort of devil's head on them. They might be good for a stabbing. We decided tonight that it might become the Brooklynian branding iron....stick it in my BBQ and then mark somebody.

I think you should order some pizzas one at a time until the guy shows up at your house. Then you should fling the door open in his face, knock him on his ass, rip his shirt and cover him in sucky Dominos pizza.

Aww , Voodoo. I'm sorry. :sad:



What a heartless bastard!! :evil:

Omg I love this idea. Please can I participate?!!! I have so much pent up stress I would have taken him DOWN right there.

Thanks you guys. (Rave.) Flexi, I may do just that. I'm not going to get someone fired from their lame-ass delivery job, but my arm is pretty fucked up - it was one of those time freeze moments and everyone within a half block radius turned to look (and more than several came to see if I was ok - thanks NYers!). I just needed to vent.

scarlett wrote: Omg I love this idea. Please can I participate?!!! I have so much pent up stress I would have taken him DOWN right there.

Pizza party at Voodoo's.

VoodooNYC wrote: Thanks you guys. (Rave.) Flexi, I may do just that. I'm not going to get someone fired from their lame-ass delivery job, but my arm is pretty fucked up - it was one of those time freeze moments and everyone within a half block radius turned to look (and more than several came to see if I was ok - thanks NYers!). I just needed to vent.

You don't have to get him fired....just fuck him up a bit :-)

Exaaaaaactly! Bring him on!!!! I'll bring a long white can and hit him with it and then threaten to sue. It will be amazing!

Rant and rave: Toshiba can't repair the broken pixel on my tv, so they are giving me a new TV of the same size but newer model. Good news = an extra year on warranty (which I had to use), bad news = cutting down that enormous box for recycling and thinking about the other TV ending up on a scrap pile somewhere for something so minor (but not minor enough that after paying $1000 for a tv I want to stare at a broken pixel)

Flexichick wrote: Rant and rave: Toshiba can't repair the broken pixel on my tv, so they are giving me a new TV of the same size but newer model. Good news = an extra year on warranty (which I had to use), bad news = cutting down that enormous box for recycling and thinking about the other TV ending up on a scrap pile somewhere for something so minor (but not minor enough that after paying $1000 for a tv I want to stare at a broken pixel)

Er, that's a rave all the way. You have to return the TV, though I assume. Otherwise you could make one of your poor friends really happy.

^yes, I have to return the TV or I would sell it , donate it or give it away. What isn't a rave about it is that this repair has been going on for 2 months, that I have to wait another 2-3 weeks and that I have to spend 4 hours waiting for delivery. The models are really different and that box and all of the styrofoam was a bitch to get rid of (plus, they tell you they can't take it back without the packaging, so I held on to it for 60 days...not easy to store in the house).

Truly the only good thing I see about this is the extra one year warranty because those parts are super expensive

Rant :

My BFF is leaving today for 2 weeks. :sad:

Unlike when Whynot leaves , this is not a day to be celebrated.


Oooh , sadness.

Before he left, he told me I was to be your IBFF (Interim BFF).

Cheer up butercup, you still have me, your GFF. And I don't try to feed you pork products

Rave: Wine and sausage!

whynot_31 wrote: Before he left, he told me I was to be your IBFF (Interim BFF).

Impossible. My BFF would never do that!

Mamacita wrote: ita"] Cheer up butercup, you still have me, your GFF. And I don't try to feed you pork products

I know, but it's just not the same.

Rave: Moooooooogar is a pimp-daddy
Rave: Zombie movies

Rant: Sweet tea and Em are sick with the swine flu

Rave: 70 kids yesterday!
Rave: many beers after
Rave: going to Albany for a conference!

Uh...have you ever been to Albany?

Yes! There are chain restaurants across from the hotel like Red Robin and Olive Garden and the bar has $3 happy hour martinis. Plus I get to learn stuff and expand my mind and shit.

Red Robin and Olive Garden are a rave? WTF? There aren't enough $3 martinis in the world to make me want to eat at chain restaurants

$3 martinis made with the shit Modsquad found in his bathroom.

At Versailles, Marie Antoinette had a little peasant cottage built so she could pretend she was one of the people. I have Red Robin.

scarlett wrote: At Versailles, Marie Antoinette had a little peasant cottage built so she could pretend she was one of the people. I have Red Robin.

Have fun on Wolf Road!

Indeed. Don't follow me.
Rave: beautiful gorgeous lovely colorful tree leaves on this train ride!!!!!

yup.
Amtrak will arrive late. Pack your own sandwich, don't eat theirs.

Ok I was wrong- it's not a red robin, it's a red lobster
Rave: whynot was also wrong- my train was on time.
rave: watching the skankees lose, eating mounds of crab legs, hot bartender, good wine, nice hotel room on top floor with bed bug free beds. Yep, I checked. And free hbo!!
Rant: have to get up at the ass crack of dawn so can't stay up all night masterbating to the bartender and true blood.

Rant: TMI! (have to get up at the ass crack of dawn so can't stay up all night masterbating to the bartender and true blood.). Bartender needs to cut your ass off (and if he really does do something to your ass, please don't post the details here. 'k? thx)