The Rant Rave thread

Thanks, Em. Good luck with the shank ;-)

This is for you. Since I see your BFF has not made your bracelet yet.

^^ LOL! Whoa, Flexi posted something SpongeBob. Thank you!


I don't know , I think my BFF is having commitment issues.

Or.....he's found another BFF and hasn't told me yet. :-k

BFF?

I won't be mad. You can tell me. WHO IS IT? HA? Who do I have to shank?

I'm delirious from lack of sleep - plus, I don't mind seeing SpongeBob having surgery :-)

Carny - Em has been working on her shanking skills and she's got places to hide that thing, so watch out

^^ Ahaha!

I would never hurt my BFF!!!



"Shank ya, with my fuckin shank, if i have ta...."

If you're going to have to shank a man, might I recommend the veal:



Rave: osso bucco
Rant: I have none

Thanks for posting that ,Jeffrey. ](*,)

Rant : I am so hungry. If I was sleeping , I wouldn't feel it. Damn , I picked the worse day to fast.

OOoh , hunger pangs.Ooouch.

I think I'm gonna shut this thing down and force myself to sleep.

Goodnight , bitches.

Rave :

I love it when people talk to themselves....and then get busted.

http://www.brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=652386&highlight=#652386

"Did you try there lemonade? I like how they squeeze the lemon, put it into the cup and then pour the lemonade."

^^Really? Is that what you guys do? I am so there.

Rant: have broken now four nails down to the quick in less than two days
Rant: sore muscles I didn't evn know I had
Rave: out here in the middle of nowhere, the night sky looks like a fucking planetarium!!!!!

Rant: Still waitin' on that Windows Home Server update that Microsoft said would be on the way overnight...

rant: job is in the process of falling through
semi-rave: thats sort of ok because this month schedule is insantiy anyway
rant: im never going to get well!
rave: its almost turkeyday!!

Rave: a knife skills (as in kitchen knives) class in Brooklyn
http://www.thebrooklynkitchen.com/calendar-of-classes-and-events/

Rant: I don't think we'll be able to go to any of the scheduled ones

Rave: Getting things done

Rant: way too much to do

Rave: trip at the end of overwhelming projects!

Rave: My apt is finally clean.

Rave: Incredible amounts of food in the fridge

Rant: I am retraining myself to wake up at 8 AM each day, in preparation for return to workforce. (this means I will likely leave the "blogforce")

Rave: I may have just invented a term "blogforce"

Rant: My dream of controlling a fleet of Accordians from within a RV trainer must be postponed for now.

Rave:

This is hilarious.

Rant: People who RIP apart garbage bags and leave the shit all over the street.
Rant: Having to pick up all the garbage and put it back in bags so that the garbage men will take it.
Rave: not living in this fucking neighborhood anymore.
Rant: living in a neighborhood where most (not all) of your neighbors have no respect for you, themselves, or their surroundings.
Rant: the possibility that it was a homeless person going through everything. If so, I hope s/he found something to keep them warm this winter. If it wasn't, I hope whoever it was rots in fucking hell.

Rave: Bacon!
Rave: Turkey day tomorrow!!

Rant: the weather

Rave/rant: cleaning up the house so I can start decorating for christmas.

Rave: put up all the jesus is the reason for the season decorations and lights for my return next week
Rant: blow my nose and hay comes out
Rant: broke another nail down to the quick
Rant: got into a fucking huge screaming crying fight with my mom
Rave: xanax + bourbon

Rave: Rachel's on 5th now has soups!! I had two for dinner: broccoli and tortilla. Yum. Very yum.

rave: my darling cousin is here, and we'll have bacon for breakfast!

rave: i'm still in my pjs at 9, instead of halfway through my first class following a 2-hour commute!

Rave:

Cooked a fantastic dinner. Sooo much leftovers.

Rave:

I said no pie this year , cuz I'm usually the only one that ends up eating it...all. :shock:

Rant:

I caved and bought a ready made one this morning.

I'm so weak. #-o

Rave:

I'm about to have my first piece of apple pah in 5..4..3..2...YUM.

Rave: so full of fooooooood.

rave: whynot & Mrs is the best host EVER!
Sleepy time for me now......

Rave: Mr. and Mrs. Daver are the best hosts ever!

Rant: somehow I woke up early...
Rant: Holly crap the view from Whynot's roof is still in my memory. That was just amazing.It was better then being on the freaking Empire State building!

Special End of Funemployment Edition of Rant Rave!


Rave:
After a series of tests, Whynot has been declared:
Drug free
Hep A, B, and C
a generally healthy individual

Rave/Rant: My funemployment ends on Monday.

Rant/Rave: The pokey employer mentioned several posts ago finally got in touch with me, but let me know they are choosing someone else.

This is good because I don't have to wonder if I should have waited for them to offer me that job.

This is good/bad because if this job isn't a good one, I have no secret backup plan.

And now, in case you haven't had enough, I am pleased to present a special job-hunt-2009 edition of...

Whynot's Funemployment as described by Harpers Index:
Number of weeks unemployed since I was laid off in August: 16
Number of jobs applied to: 67
Number of interviews obtained: 6
Approximate ratio of resumes to interviews: 10:1
Number of job offers received: 2
Number acceptable offers received: 1
Ratio of interviews to acceptable offers: 6:1

Number of weeks unemployed over the last 10 years, since 2000: 30
Approximate ratio unemployed vs employed time since 2000: 30:500
30:500 can also be expressed as: 6%

Walks per day Dude received during funemployment: 5
Walks per day Dude usually receives: 3
Number of Goldfish crackers Dude was given by local Nannies: not recorded.

LOL!!! Am I the only one that noticed the weirdness that Roman Polanski's home is Called MILKY WAY given his rape history with a 13 year old child???

G'night, Brooklyn. I'll miss you.

Rave: Check out the flikr brooklynian pool for excellent pics of Thanksgiving views of Brooklyn and Beyond.

Rave: found Whynot a new project:
http://witandwhistle.com/?p=1041

I have a small drill press. It could make lots of those pretty quickly.
Blue lights for the Chanukah crowd
Red and green for the Christmas crowd
etc.

Brooklyn Potter could sell them at the Flea

^^Get to crackin , Whynot.

I want one with either blue or green lights.

Rant: Been up since 5am...should be sleeping but can't.


Rave: Got the whole apartment to myself for the night. I'm jamming to some Motown oldies. Whooo! :cheers: