The Rant Rave thread

Rant: http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/13/police-man-sold-14-year-old-daughter-into-marriage-for-cash-beer/

Rave: Gives me an idea. Who's willing to bargain for Mamacita?

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Mougar][quote=Mamacita]smoking hot babe

one out of three ain't bad

Mougar will be plied with Jagr, sold into white slavery and possibly put on the subway to fend for himself in his drunken state. He may well wind up in the Bronx. This is a chance I am, personally, willing to take.
I think I've been misunderstood. I meant that I possess only one of the three qualities: smoking, hot, or babe-ishness.

When Mama originally said it in reference to Beaver, I believe she was using smoking to modify hot, but I posted as though they were independent. I have nothing to say about beaver's smoking or hotness, or smoking hotness.

About me I can say that I am neither a smoker nor a babe.

Whatever. I'm going to sell you soon anyway.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Rant: http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/13/police-man-sold-14-year-old-daughter-into-marriage-for-cash-beer/

Rave: Gives me an idea. Who's willing to bargain for Mamacita?

He sold his daughter and then CALLED THE POLICE when the guy didn't deliver cases of beer and meat as agreed? Brilliant.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Whatever. I'm going to sell you soon anyway.

I'm good as long as jager isn't involved.

I know. GET IT IN WRITING PEOPLE!! I doubt Mougar will fetch 16K, some meat and beer, but I am willing to discuss Rent To Own options.

Carmen wrote: -i just found out from my boss that im not getting a bonus this quarter (read- in three days) bc our numbers are down (which would have been about 5k)

That sucks, but maybe beaver could give you some of the proceeds from my sale.

Mougar wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Whatever. I'm going to sell you soon anyway.

I'm good as long as jager isn't involved.

You're a little Jager lover.

Rant: Jagerboy might be spared a beatdown.

Rave: I tied to see what Mougar would be worth, but there's nothing labeled Mougar on ebay at the movement, but here's something with Cougar in it that is of similar value:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Cougar-Based-on-the-novel-An-American-Ghost-VHS_W0QQitemZ170292463938QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVHS?hash=item170292463938&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72:1205|66:2|65:12|39:1|240:1318|301:0|293:1|294:50

Rant: I'm starting to get tired of making fun of Mougar.

Poor Mougar.

Rave: Mougar dressed up as a Barbie Pinata!!!!!!!!!!

whynot_31 wrote:

Rant: I'm starting to get tired of making fun of Mougar.

That NEVER gets old.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=whynot_31]

Rant: I'm starting to get tired of making fun of Mougar.

That NEVER gets old.

....I never thought I would tire of Beaver shots.

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen][quote=whynot_31]

Rant: I'm starting to get tired of making fun of Mougar.

That NEVER gets old.

....I never thought I would tire of Beaver shots.

Fine. See if you get anymore of my "artistic" photos to your personal email address. Ingrate.

Rant: the movie Evan Almighty was we todd ed.

Rave: the movie Evan Almighty educates people about alpacas!

Rant:

What the hell happened to Supreme_Ian?? :scratch:

Rave:

My SNES is coming this week. I can feeeeel it! :bounce:

Rant: Where the hell is my Slap Chop and why is it taking 5 weeks for delivery?

Rave: Enchiladas Bandera delivered from El Pitayo. yuuuuum.

Rave: I've fallen into a roast pork induced coma.

Rave: I've gone to the salami place often enough that the cute guy who works there knows me.

Did he offer to let you taste his meat?

Rant: Salami is so gross. All those fat globbules gross me out.

scarlett wrote: Did he offer to let you taste his meat?

Of course, what's your point?

Well, did you?

scarlett wrote: Well, did you?

Yes, [redacted]

Rant: My boss is an idiot. She has a calendar, but refuses to use it. Then she makes appointments, doesn't let me know about them, then suddenly I get an email saying change something on the calendar THAT SHE NEVER HAD ME ENTER TO BEGIN WITH!

No raves....

Rant: my boss just asked me to do something completely unethical, forcing me to ask my staff to do something unethical and making me look like an unprofessional idiot. ARGH!

Rave: I got flowers!

Rant: they're from my ex who is still stalking me

Rant :

Some bastard was buzzing our buzzer like freakin' crazy and woke me up. :mad:

Rave :

I'm going back to sleep.

I HAS LOTS OF RAVES TODAY!!
rave: it is my birthday (and mrs. whynot and beavs!), it is snowing which I love, I am somehow NOT hungover which is amazing, street cleaning is canceled so I dont have to move my car (!!!), I have 14lbs of cheese leftover and firefly and a bottle of wine and cake, people sang happy birthday to us last night and my apartment is squeeky clean..

small rant- Im working but im still in my PJs so whoopie

Happy Birthday Carmen! If you need any help polishing off the party goods..............

Rave: I love leftover snacks and drinks!

Carmen wrote: and firefly...

Rave: Sweet tea firefly. Oh my god, how have I gotten through life without it?

You missed out, Scarlett! TONS of food, cheese, bread, pate, wine, cake, rum, snark. It was awesome.