The Rant Rave thread

scarlett wrote: Rave: I think the Beave must have made a special friend last night when celebrating her birthday cuz she hasn't been on at all!

Rant: Beav was too hung over to go out last night.

Rave: Beav had jury duty today making it impossible for her to post.

Rant: I wasn't on here most of the day because I was putting together a huge powerpoint. It was lame.

Rave: everyone missed me and NOT mama!!

Mamacita wrote: Rant: I wasn't on here most of the day because I was putting together a huge powerpoint. It was lame.

Rave: Voodoo trying to help Mama get a new job.

Rave: I had three tacos and a double chocolate cream cheese cupcake for lunch.

Rant: I can't move.

Rave: I had pho for lunch.
Rave: This weather is perfect for pho.
Rant: I have to work all weekend (all 3 days).

Rant: I have to work on Monday because I work for BASTARDS!
Rant: I don't have a sugar daddy.

Where do you put it Mougie!!!!!!!!

Rant: Mougar may continue to be socially isolated as result of his current digs.

Rave: Although I have decided to no longer make fun of mougar, I still enjoy it when others do.

scarlett wrote: Where do you put it Mougie!!!!!!!!

Nah...too easy.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=scarlett]Where do you put it Mougie!!!!!!!!

Nah...too easy.

We may need a new Beavis type character.

Where's Daver when you need him?

Rant: Daver is either working or with WCW.

Rave: I was so sick of cat pics

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Where's Daver when you need him?

We really got to talk WYW into luring him out of retirement.

Rave: It's supposed to snow this weekend, so I could finally use my new sled....

Rant: if I wasn't going down to Carolina to visit the family.

Sigh.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=scarlett]Where do you put it Mougie!!!!!!!!

Nah...too easy.

Scarlett definitely knows, but does Mougy? :P

anthonycm wrote: Rave: It's supposed to snow this weekend, so I could finally use my new sled....

Rant: if I wasn't going down to Carolina to visit the family.

Sigh.

Rant: If you are flying US Air to Carolina this weekend, be sure to wear waterproof clothing. ...and watch out for Geese.

Rant: Mougar always pussies out when i make blantant sexual remarks.

scarlett wrote: Rant: Mougar always pussies out when i make blantant sexual remarks.

Rant: Mougar's sexual preferences may be in question as evidenced by Unreal World Night.

Rant: I have no idea what scarlett is talking about. Where do I put what? My tacos, my cupcakes? It needs to be more blatant because I don't get it.

Mougar wrote: Rant: I have no idea what scarlett is talking about. Where do I put what? My tacos, my muffin? It needs to be more blatant because I don't get it.

Poor innocent lamb. But somehow I get the feeling that being blatant will not be a problem for scarlet.

tacos, double chocolate cream muffins, my lord. Can they make more souble entendred food?

scarlett wrote: tacos, double chocolate cream muffins, my lord. Can they make more souble entendred food?

It was cream cheese, not cream. But yeah, I get your point. I'm a little slow on the uptake today.

whynot_31 wrote: Rant: Mougar may continue to be socially isolated as result of his current digs.

Well it's one thing to rant, but it's another thing to do something about it. Who's going to buy me drinks tonight?

Mougs, it's 12 below zero. If you get anyone to agree to leave their apartment and buy you drinks, I will personally bring you two pounds of pork to the next event.

Rant: Yeaa, not feeling very outdoorsy. I'm canceling all plans and hunkering down. Sorry everyone, maybe tomorrow?

Wait, whynot what did you mean? Does Mougar have bed bugs? I swear you better tell me right now!!!!!

If not, I am considering going out to south 5th ave later......

Fuck the South, EL NORTE BITCHES!

New Yorkers are weather wimps, so I guess it's not unexpected.

Whynot is referring to the location of my digs (shitsburg), not their condition. If nothing else, they are at least clean and vermin free, much like myself.

Whew!!!!!!! I totally agree that nyers are afraid of cold and especially of snow.

But even this Coloradian likes to go out close to home in the artic weather!

If we decide to go out, I will pm you. or you could pm me your digits and I can text you (or call you>0 not in a romantic way though because you can't see that adding cheese to cream makes a statement MORE deviantly and slightsly digustingly sexual.