The Rant Rave thread

Rave: now that my neighbors had a baby, the landlord actually salted our snowy stairs!

Rant: I have to walk down them to go to work tomorrow and didn't really sleep all weekend.

Rave: Barnyard is on! The male cows have four penises!

Rant: I'm watching Real World Brooklyn and am only liking it for the girl with the tattoos.

Rave: I made it to the bodega before 9 and got 650ml Zyweic's for the special before 9pm price. Woo! Oh yea and Flight of the Conchords in 3 minutes.

Rant: Banned for liking the dumb tattooed girl that everyone hates. Plus you'll probably run into her she's in Willyburg.

Rave: 10am inauguration!

Rave: Mougar's preferences have officially been revealed. In the inauguration thread he yelled "yay!" Last time I checked, "yay" rhymes with salami, not tuna taco.

Rave: Bush has been 'put out to pasture' on his ranch. Also, boobs.

Mougar wrote: Rave: Bush has been 'put out to pasture' on his ranch. Also, boobs.

Man boobs?

No, not man boobs.

Mougar wrote: No, not man boobs.

Moobs?

Not moobs, not mangina, not mulva, not muterus, not any of those.

Mougar wrote: Not moobs, not mangina, not mulva, not muterus, not any of those.

Mlitoris?

Rant: You people are giving Mougar the attention he does not deserve. You are not ranting or ravings

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Mougar]Not moobs, not mangina, not mulva, not muterus, not any of those.

Mlitoris?

I love you again.

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Mougar]Not moobs, not mangina, not mulva, not muterus, not any of those.

Mlitoris?
I considered it, but it was too weird to pronounce so I left it off the list.

Rant: Show I was gonna see tonight switched venue to a place that's a pain in the ass to get to so I'm not going anymore.

Rave: Available to get $2 Bailout Burgers, $2 Obama Beer and $2 Economic Stimulus Shots at Boulevard with some friends.

Rave :

"The Neighborhood Ball" is awesome.

Ray Romano is funny!

Rant: Tomorrow I have to go to school Ugh.. school is evil :-(

Rant: being on medication that makes me too tired to do anything fun.
Rant: might not make Ellis due to above mentioned meds and having to go to CT for the weekend.
Rave: appt. with my doctor to tell him I'm not taking this shit anymore!

Rave: Obama is awesome.

Rave: Obama, who was in white tie, asked the crowd, "First of all, how good-looking is my wife?"

Obama is so romantic

Rant: I'm looking at YOU PAPI!!! Get with the program buddy!

Rant: And as long as we're picking on Papi, he needs to start posting here instead of just lurking.

Papi Chulo's Brooklynian profile, with links to his 3 posts.

rave: I has hot chocolate
RANT: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HEAT??

Carmen wrote: rave: I has hot chocolate
RANT: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HEAT??

In your chocolate?

Rant: limited use of my right hand. Thank God, I'm not Mougar. I'd be crying.

Rant: having to ask people to open shit for me.

Rant: whining like a baby.

Rave: I'm going to leave work early.

Rant: This day has been going on way too long. I did not get enough sleep last night to put in a full day today, and yet I'm working until six.

Rave: Hot chocolate and a brownie from the Treats Truck.

Rant: F the stupid treats truck. I want the Rickshaw truck!!!!!!!!!!

$6 for as many mediocre dumplings? I will pass on that one.

I thought you and le beave were both opposed to street food anyway?

Rant: Papi Chulo is being cranky and doesn't want to go with me to happy hour.

Mougar wrote: $6 for as many mediocre dumplings? I will pass on that one.

I thought you and le beave were both opposed to street food anyway?

EEWWW!!!