The Rant Rave thread

A hussy? Hm. Well tell this hussy what we were going to make my sig line.

Rave: smittens

I have to get a pair of these for the Beave and Jamzer!

scarlett wrote: A hussy? Hm. Well tell this hussy what we were going to make my sig line.

Wait. Crap. Something about Beaver. Give me a sec, I'll remember.

scarlett wrote: Drinking. Looooooooooooooooooooooooooots of drinking.

You guys have something in common with Diane Sawyer!

Bah! No, I'm a real blonde!

I heard last night that Beave carries with her sanitary toilet covers for when she needs to go any place other than her home.

Mamacita wrote: I heard last night that Beave carries with her sanitary toilet covers for when she needs to go any place other than her home.

Yes! That's Scarlet's new signature!

Nu uh. I LIKE Le Beav- I don't want to make fun of her. Except for all the trash talking last night.

RANT: People that decide to throw their weddings on three day weekends. Thanks for ruining my Labor Day weekend nine months in advance, you boob.

I do not! Is this like the gay rumor Scar started about her friend and the go-go dancer?

Tee hee! Sadly I cannot take credit for this one. Mama heard it coming out of her own mouth!

(heh heh coming..... mouth)

It is not my fault that you people are filthy pigs and that I would more than likely need a HazMat suit to visit any one of your apartments. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. I'm going to heaven!

I'm probably not. My handbasket is all decorated with red ribbons!

scarlett wrote: I'm probably not. My handbasket is all decorated with red ribbons!

Well, I meant right after I devour a baby and eat it's fresh clean soul.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Well, I meant right after I devour a baby and eat it's fresh clean soul.

uhhhhhh

Rant: 24 of 36 posts on this page have neither a rant nor a rave.

Rant: I probably counted incorrectly, but I can't bother to do a recount.

Rant: My ribs hurt. Owww

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: It is not my fault that you people are filthy pigs and that I would more than likely need a HazMat suit to visit any one of your apartments. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. I'm going to heaven!

Rant: Beav won't be coming to unreal world at my apt or VD's?

Rave: Beav won't be coming to unreal world at my apt or VD's?

Rave: Cornmeal and lime cookie.

RAVE: Alright beoches. For those that attended yesterdays happy hour, your pics are in you inbox. Don't post online though, people gota keep a low profile.

Rant: Secret pics.

Rave : Not secret pics to us if they post them in their facebook profiles.

Rave: I have secret pics.
Rant: Mama didn't send the one with her and Derek behind the bar groping each other.

Rave: I got my Slap Chop!
Double rave: It came with a free buddy, Graty the Grater.

Rave :

Voodoo got his slap chop!!! :cheers:

And a bonus buddy!? Yeah! :thumleft:

VoodooNYC wrote: Rave: I have secret pics.
Rant: Mama didn't send the one with her and Derek behind the bar groping each other.

Rave: I got my Slap Chop!
Double rave: It came with a free buddy, Graty the Grater.

are you going to chop your nuts?

Rave: Chopped liver and onion at brookvin.

Flexichick wrote: are you going to chop your nuts?

Direct quote from Vince in the commercial: "You're gonna love my nuts". That's why I bought it!

Mougar wrote: Rave: Chopped liver and onion at brookvin.

Rave: Oh man. I love chopped liver. How was brookvin?

What is a slap chop? Sounds like a toy from Babeland!

Rant: I look so bad in those pics - thanks Mama!

Rant: Damn I thought you looked hot.

Rant: It's revenge for trying to paw my innocent Papi. He's scared for life.

Scared or scarred? Either way--

Rave: molesting Papi while you were trying to steal MY man, Derek.