The Rant Rave thread

Em26 wrote: [quote=Mougar]Rant: I don't know when to quit.

I think you meant to say .... "I just can't quit you".

well done.

Sigh.

Mamacita wrote: If only we could do that to men

It's a good thing Papi doesn't read this.

Mama has her needs.....

Papi is reading... just knows it's not directed at him.....


Rant: this is getting out of control everyone is emailing me

whynot_31 wrote: Mama has her needs.....

I got me some Mami love last night! So did Derek though. :roll:

Rant/rave: Mama told me to go away, married guys need not apply.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=whynot_31]Mama has her needs.....

I got me some Mami love last night! So did Derek though. :roll:

Mama, were you complaining about Voodoo ...not Papa?

Is it possible to just delete the last 50 or so posts? Even I am marveling at the idiocy I helped to start.

Mougar wrote: Is it possible to just delete the last 50 or so posts? Even I am marveling at the idiocy I helped to start.

look 22 y/o, this idiocy completely predates your sorry "pump loving" ass.

...just remember I was Beavis 4 years before you were even born. I've been him ever since.

O Mougy, we marvel at the idiocy you produce too Mouger, thats why we keep you around.


I KID!!!! :alien:

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC][quote=whynot_31]Mama has her needs.....

I got me some Mami love last night! So did Derek though. :roll:

Mama, were you complaining about Voodoo ...not Papa?

Ha Beavis. You just can't help it.

On a serious note, I love our group hug pic, taken by Derek, the hot Irish accent bartender. That's just, really nice.

So VD, you admit he was HOT eh??

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Mougar]Is it possible to just delete the last 50 or so posts? Even I am marveling at the idiocy I helped to start.

look 24 y/o, this idiocy predates your sorry "pump loving" ass.

...just remember I was Beavis' age when you were born. I've been him ever since.

For the record, he's 22. I saw his license last night. For real.

Everyone agrees Derek was hot.

OH Snap!! But trust me that guy in the glasses thought he was old enough!

whynot_31 wrote: Everyone agrees Derek was hot.

Mami, even Why thinks he was way hot. And he wasn't even there.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=whynot_31]Everyone agrees Derek was hot.

Mami, even Why thinks he was way hot. And he wasn't even there.

...ahem, and straight.

Mrs. whynot usually fills me in on such things, but in this case I didn't have to rely on her b/c he bears a strong likeness to me as a result of being Irish ...so he's hot.

Mamacita wrote: OH Snap!! But trust me that guy in the glasses thought he was old enough!

Who WAS that guy? Freak!

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=whynot_31][quote=Mougar]Is it possible to just delete the last 50 or so posts? Even I am marveling at the idiocy I helped to start.

look 24 y/o, this idiocy predates your sorry "pump loving" ass.

...just remember I was Beavis' age when you were born. I've been him ever since.

For the record, he's 22. I saw his license last night. For real.

So noted, I will edit my post.

Rave: All you single ladies should check out these fine catches:

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Carnivore wrote: Rave: All you single ladies should check out these fine catches:

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

Damn , Bertram is soooo hott.

RAVE: I AM GOING OUT OF TOWN FOR THE WEEKEND AND WON'T HAVE MY COMPUTER!!!!! Which means NO EMAILS FROM WORK!!!!!!

rant: you assholes better not post like 1400 threads for me to sift through when I get back or another 6 pages in the RW or inauguration threads. This means you, Ana/Mougs

Rave: Carmen is going away so we can talk shit about her!

Rave: I saw Scarlett this morning and she looks pretty!

Rant: I have a fucking headache.

Rave: Scarlett is forcing me to go out tonight no matter what!

Rant: I have to drive to CT tomorrow.

Rave: LeBeav ran into me this morning and she is so gorgeous it brightened my day even before my gigantic coffee!

Rant: I don't think Mougar even knows how old he is.

Rant: I used to remember how old I was, but then it changed and I lost track. Beaver's got it easy since she will always be 28.

And me, since I'm always 16.

Voodoo, this is the story I was ranting about last night:
"Drunken Negro Face" Cookies On Sale at Greenwich Village Bakery
At at a time when any decent baker should have been selling racially harmonious black and white cookies by the truckload, one Greenwich Village bakery popular with celebrities and shows like Sex and the City has outraged neighbors by selling a "Drunken Negro Face" cookie in, um, "honor" of President Obama. [Video below.] A shocked customer tells My Fox NY that Ted Kefalinos, proprietor of Lafayette French Pastry, asked her, "Would you like some drunken negro heads to go with your coffee? They're in honor of our new president. He's following in the same path of Abraham Lincoln; he will get his."

Later, her friend stopped by the bakery and said Kefalinos corrected her about the name of the cookies—they're actually drunken "N-word" cookies. She says the backwards baker then repeated the dark suggestion that, like Lincoln, President Obama "will get what's coming to him." Go Secret Service, go!

And it gets worse when Fox's Arnold Diaz goes into the store with a camera and microphone to confront Kefalinos, who suddenly makes Joe the Plumber look like a Rhodes scholar. "I called them Drunken Negro Heads. What's the problem with that?" Kefalinos asks the newscaster with a smirk. "On Inauguration Day I thought it would be cool to change the name to Obama Heads. I just changed it for the day." We suppose Burning Cross Bananas Foster was too complicated mass-produce.

Kefalinos denies intimating that Obama would be assassinated, and insists that the cookie is "not unflattering. I think it's a fun face... And anyone who says anything else should be ashamed of themselves." Besides, nobody got upset about the "Dead Geese Bread" he sold after the recent Hudson River plane crash. (We're NOT making that up.) Also, Kefalinos insists he can't be racist because, for one thing, "my brother-in-law, he's Cuban." Below, behold the breathtaking train wreck of racist ignorance.

Holy crap. I love that he got confronted by Arnold Diaz, the guy with the weirdest hair in newscasting.

Really?

Good point. But Gene Shalit doesn't say "Shame, shame, shame"