The Rant Rave thread

Rant: they allow you to work with children?? :shock: :twisted:

...

since I have a mental age of 16.......

Rave: working with kids and bossing around and sexually harassing every member of my staff.

RAve: Going to get potatoes and eggs.... need food NOW!

Rant: needing to leave my couch to do it....

Rave: Telling stories to Mrs. Whynot this morning.

Rant: Mrs. Whynot not believing said stories.

Rave: Scarlett confirming said stories above, and then showing them to Mrs. Why.

Oh Mrs. Why, you have nooooooooooooooo idea!!!!!!!! Whynot could not make this stuff up!

Rant: I fell asleep with my contacts in and now my eyeballs hurt.

Actually, it's not your eyeballs that hurt, it's one of the layers that sourrounds your eyeballs.

Rave: balls!!!!!!!

scarlett wrote: Actually, it's not your eyeballs that hurt, it's one of the layers that sourrounds your eyeballs.

Rave: balls!!!!!!!

Whatever, Miss Specific.

Rave: Scarlet drinks cocks!

Rave: Voodoo drinks cocks too!!!!!!!!

Rant :

Some people may still be drunk.

Why is that a rant?

Rave: I am still drunk from Tuesday!!!!!!

I remember Tuesday. We started at Ellis, moved to Buttermilk and ended in drunken debauchery. We should do that again some time . . .

Mougar wrote: I remember Tuesday. We started at Ellis, moved to Buttermilk and ended in drunken debauchery. We should do that again some time . . .

Wait, isn't that what we did last night? I think.

Rave: Mougar drinks cocks too!

Mougie looooooooooooooooooooooves his cocks, jager black.

Rave: faux hawks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rant: cocks

rave: champagne

alafairnadia, cocks is short for cocktails

scarlett wrote: alafairnadia, cocks is short for cocktails

Huh. Who knew?

Rave: Beaver very obviously NOT being worried about germs last night.

Rant: having to drive to CT drunk
Rant: penny night cost me 375 bucks
Rave: I got my hair did

Rant: Had brunch and then fell asleep until now. Dammit I wasted my whole day!


What's everyone up to?

I'm watching Hellboy on cable. With my brother. I need a nap.

Rant: need a nap

Mamacita wrote: Rant: Had brunch and then fell asleep until now. Dammit I wasted my whole day!


What's everyone up to?

Rant and rave: trying to be creative and come up with a good excuse for not feeling guilty about going out and getting drunk yet again tonight.

You?

Rant: So tired after walking around Soho all afternoon.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Mamacita]Rant: Had brunch and then fell asleep until now. Dammit I wasted my whole day!


What's everyone up to?

Rant and rave: trying to be creative and come up with a good excuse for not feeling guilty about going out and getting drunk yet again tonight.

You?


I'm way past trying to be creative. I'm just a wino :-)

Flexichick wrote: I'm way past trying to be creative. I'm just a wino :-)

It would be easier if there was a cute word like "wino" to describe a vodka drinker (as opposed to that other word which I would prefer not to use) - although I do drink wine too. Okay, so I'm a wino! Who drinks vodka!

Lush is a cute word too

Rave: I'm a lush.

Rant: My apt smells like someone is frying cat food AND IT"S NOT ME! WTF are they cooking down there?

Rant: Boiler is out so I'm freezing!

Rave: Keep thinking of all the fun we had this week. I heart Margot!!!

Rave: The troll is outed, over and over.

Rant: I do woodworking as a hobby, and usually this is a good thing. However, it means I'm presently obsessing over molding. I'm beginning to put molding around my molding. I've mitered miters.