The Rant Rave thread

I know you people in real life. Annoy me at your own risk. My wrath knows no bounds.

Rave: it is so easy to annoy her.

Rant: Enjoy that couch.

Rant: my deoderant makes me smell kind of weird. I dont like this stuff.

Rant: I cant understand a word my clients say because there is a three-way language barrier

Rant: I hate my life today

Rave: TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE 60 DEGREES!

Rave: I tink my stupid boy is finding me a bike eee

Bear with me now:

Rant: well crap that sucks. Drinks are on me tomorrow. You are too good for them, Mama!

Rant: I miss Lux

Rant: Lux AND Ron Asheton of The Stooges in the same month. DAMN I miss Lux too. I saw The Cramps last year and he was jumping off amps in high heels and bouncing off the wall as usual. Damn.

Mama, if you can get fired (instead of quitting), do that. You might as well get your $405 a week in unemployment.

whynot_31 wrote: Mama, if you can get fired (instead of quitting), do that. You might as well get your $405 a week in unemployment.

She's gonna get her $405 a week. But that's nothin'. Let's all get Mami a new awesome job!!!! :cheers:

I'm not getting even close to $300 guys, I work for a non profit. But thanks for the good wishes.

RANT: Crap. Non profit. That's your area of expertise Why.

Rave: Mama: We got your back.

...I PM'd mama. ...everything is really tight right now.

Rant: Their loss.

Rave: Ready, set, go..... life is an adventure. I don't know where we'll all come out, but we are all coming out ok.

I hate non profits, but a job was a job you know.
Rave: Freelance work! and Unemployment.

I'm in a weird mood:

Europe-The Final Countdown

Mama, don't think of it as getting laid off, think of it as gaining a whole lot of quality drinking time!

yeah, and I can hook her up with a baby sitting gig stat.

Wonder how Mama is at maintaining eye contact while setting limits?

whynot_31 wrote: Wonder how Mama is at maintaining eye contact while setting limits?

Ask Papi.

damn, the way this is going we'll be asking what their "safe word" is in less than 4 posts.

It's "peaches." Oops...I've said too much...

Papi is very well behaved. I'd say chances are good she could keep your guy under control as well.

Ana seems like she has some knowledge of at least one -perhaps both- of them.

Ana, think Papi has given Mama the skills for the job? ...the job would be different, of course.

P.S. You can always count on friends to pick on you when you are least able to defend yourself.

Poor Mama.

Rave: winning the vd round of trivia because my gf knew aaaaaaaaall the answers!

Rant: Scarlett, you needed help? You couldn't win on your own?

Rant: I can't fucking believe I have to wait until 4 fucking pm, to have them officially lay me off. What a bunch of assholes. Fuck em, I haven't done a drop of work all day.

Take an extended lunch. Come back at 3:55

Whynot, you know I don't know ANYTHING about vds.

Mama, get the f out of there! Go have a late liquid lunch!

don't get fired, get laid off.

Surf the 'net until 4.
Hang out with a co-worker at the water cooler.
Imbed malicious viruses on their server (make sure you are not logged on as yourself)

But first make sure you e-mail any databases/information that you think might help you in any future job pursuit to your private e-mail. Um, not that I would ever do such a thing.

And to keep this on topic....

Rave: Thankfully, I have a job.

Rant: Sadly, it's the one I have.

Rave: Memory sticks are cheap, and hold lots of info. Buy one for $11 and put everything on there.

Rant: put those emails that might embarass your employer on there too. You never know when they might be needed.

Oy man you guys are hard core. Good thing I love my boss and he loves me.