The Rant Rave thread

The Double Down on Ave. A sells bloody marys with strips of bacon, and they call it the Morning Delight.

I have no rants or rave at the moment.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Fucking RANT: being told I can't move because of the breed of dog I own. Cunt rags.

WHAT! What's wrong with boxers? I mean if it was a pit bull or something, fine, but that wimp, O? I would ask Carmen to speak on your behlaf! Or Oscar's behalf, rather.

These people suck cock. Dirty, dirty cock. If Carmen didn't live there, I'd let Oscar pee all over the stoop.

Did she actually say boxers specifically or just large dogs? Offer to pay a few months rent in advance (if you can) that usually loosens these types of regulaions

Or maybe an additional pet security deposit to cover any damages? That sucks.

Fuck them. I refuse to have to cater to them with money because they have bias against certain breeds of dog.

Rant: not eating lunch until 4:30

Rave: Weekend starts in eight minutes. Add another 25 to that, and I should have bourbon in hand.

Rant: Consultants who can't stay on topic during meetings because they think my time would be better spent on their absurd and irrelevant questions.

Edit: I don't mean to disparage consultants in general, just the ones I've been dealing with far too much lately.

rave: important spring firsts:

saw first crocus (on prospect between vandy and underhill)

ate first ice cream cone (blue marble, coffee flavor. yummmmm.)

sweet tea wrote: rave: important spring firsts:

saw first crocus (on prospect between vandy and underhill)

ate first ice cream cone (blue marble, coffee flavor. yummmmm.)

Oh man, I'll second that blue marble rave. Their strawberry is phenomenal and I usually don't like strawberry. Need now.

Rant: I just cleaned and changed my roommate's "wound" that caused her to faint twice yesterday. What a wimp-o! It was NOTHING.
Rave: But I get roommate points for playing Nurse Ratchet.

scarlett wrote: Rant: I just cleaned and changed my roommate's "wound" that caused her to faint twice yesterday. What a wimp-o! It was NOTHING.
Rave: But I get roommate points for playing Nurse Ratchet.

Rave: Got the "One Flew over the Cookoo's nest" reference.

Rant: How is cookoo spelled?

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=scarlett]Rant: I just cleaned and changed my roommate's "wound" that caused her to faint twice yesterday. What a wimp-o! It was NOTHING.
Rave: But I get roommate points for playing Nurse Ratchet.

Rave: Got the "One Flew over the Cookoo's nest" reference.

Rant: How is cookoo spelled?
o-b-a-m-a-n-u-t

true. I guess there is at least two correct spellings.

Rant: Nurse Rachett can we get some thorazine on the PS board?

I'd like some sleeping meds please....

"Nurse Mildred Ratched is the head administrative nurse at the Salem, Oregon State (Mental) Hospital, where she exercises near-absolute power over the patients' access to medications, privileges, and basic necessities such as food and toiletries. She capriciously revokes these privileges whenever a patient displeases her. Her superiors turn blind eyes because she maintains order, keeping the patients from acting out, either through antipsychotic and anticonvulsant drugs or her own brand of "therapy", which consists mostly of humiliating patients into doing her bidding. Her greatest success is the stuttering, suicidal Billy Bibbit, who is so terrified of her that he does whatever she says."

Rave: bwahahahahahahaha! (claps hands)

Rave :

Today was such a nice day.

Rant :

I'm craving something salty. I have no chips and I'm too lazy to
make my own. Damn.

Rant: Little time to hunt for diversions today, but was in clear need of one

Rave: Found one! http://www.sexypeople-blog.com (fear not, TOTALLY safe)

Rant wrapped up within a Rave: And now I can't stop myself from hitting "Older Posts."

Rant: couldn't sleep

rant; AWAKE WHY???

Rave: work!
Rant: sleepy

Rant: Achilles tendonitis

Rave - time to change the clocks! Yay!

Rant: changing the clocks means losing an hour of sleep

Rave: devices that automatically change clocks so I don't have to!

Isn't it supposed to be at 2am tonight (Sunday morning) that we change?

Carnivore wrote: Isn't it supposed to be at 2am tonight (Sunday morning) that we change?

yes...I should have said "that time of year". I'm so excited that they made DST longer last year.

Carnivore wrote: Isn't it supposed to be at 2am tonight (Sunday morning) that we change?

Yep. 2:00am = 3:00am on Sunday morning.

Rant: does that mean the bars will close at 3 instead of 4? Grr. Not that I will still be alive then anyway.