The Rant Rave thread

Tomacita? Or would Mamacita be mad...

I was thinking something like Iwanna Vagina.

Bitch Cakes is one of his present aliases....

but, I give up, I'm not going to be more clever than these:

http://www.queermusicheritage.us/drag-names.html

http://blogthings.com/dragqueennamegenerator/

P.S. The name generator says my drag name is Connie Lingus. ...good to know, I might have to use it if this economy completely tanks

This is Mougar's!!

Lois Carmen Denominator

I put in several of your names and they came up randomly. Lamest name generator ever.

scarlett wrote: I put in several of your names and they came up randomly. Lamest name generator ever.

Rave: It comes with a money back guarantee.

Rant: It is free.

Rave: making shrimp and grits for dinner! Anyone wanna come over? The boy won't eat grits on principal so I'm going to be making him bread but that means lots of extra grits to go around...
7:30!

Moug? Ana? Mama/et all? Whynot? Voodoo? Scar? Obviously Em is invited but there's gonna be bacon in it...

Mrs. Whynot is napping. While your offer is tempting, I have wisely deemed it not worth waking her up for it and risking physical harm....

Does you offer expire at a given time?

I'd say if I don't hear from anyone at 6:30 I'm not cleaning the bathroom haha. Really I would not call this even a dinner party, more of a "I love shrimp and grits and have been talking about them for months and want to share the love" gathering. Plus they make shitty leftovers

Thanks for the offer babe, but a) I had shrimp and grits last night, b) I cancelled all my plans today because I am sick and need to get better if I want to survive this week and c) I don't eat Wilbur. enjoy!

NP Scar! Moug is a go...

Rave: I still have a happy, sleepy puppy!

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Rave: I still have a happy, sleepy puppy!

is he chewing his bone? We totally wore him out running in the park I think! And coming to the video store and the petstore and visiting the kids letting out of the church up the block...

Rant: Why do my cats insist on showing me their asses up close?

Carmen wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Rave: I still have a happy, sleepy puppy!

is he chewing his bone? We totally wore him out running in the park I think! And coming to the video store and the petstore and visiting the kids letting out of the church up the block...

He was sleeping with it last night and tried to bring it to my bed to snuggle with. I put up with a lot of stuff but no nasty rawhide bones in my bed.

Carmen wrote: Moug? Ana? Mama/et all? Whynot? Voodoo? Scar? Obviously Em is invited but there's gonna be bacon in it...

Argh - can't make it tonight, have a friend coming over but really wish I could. Shrimp and grits are two of my favorite things in the world! I had poached eggs over cheddar bacon grits for lunch. Damn.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Carmen]Moug? Ana? Mama/et all? Whynot? Voodoo? Scar? Obviously Em is invited but there's gonna be bacon in it...

Argh - can't make it tonight, have a friend coming over but really wish I could. Shrimp and grits are two of my favorite things in the world! I had poached eggs over cheddar bacon grits for lunch. Damn.


Man where did you find cheddar bacon grits?! The only place I knew to get them was nono but its closed closed

Carmen wrote: Man where did you find cheddar bacon grits?! The only place I knew to get them was nono but its closed closed

Char No. 4 on Smith. Pretty much everything on the menu is covered in bacon. They also have a stellar pulled pork sandwich and excellent biscuits and gravy. mmmmm.

*Perk* Biscuits and gravy? Like southern sausage gravy???

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: *Perk* Biscuits and gravy? Like southern sausage gravy???

Yes! And they make their sausages and cure their bacon on-site. Combine that with a huge selection of whiskey and boubon and you have a winner.

We're going.

Rant: I hate the Show Bridezillas. Apparently you have to be (A) ugly and (B) a bitch in order to meet someone and get married. Well, here's to a life of living single. Woow. Who are these women!!!? Someone change the channel!!

Brooklynbound wrote: Rant: I hate the Show Bridezillas. Apparently you have to be (A) ugly and (B) a bitch in order to meet someone and get married. Well, here's to a life of living single. Woow. Who are these women!!!? Someone change the channel!!

Don't forget "uneducated." Those are some ignorant bitches on that show. Did you see the one with the fat girl who made her future husband go to fat camp while she sat on the sidelines eating doughnuts?

We don't get that channel but that show has the retardation, I agree!

Rant: daylight savings is effing up my whole world. Its so light out, im thinking its like 4:30

Rant: This commercial: "Gimme back that filet o'fish...."

anybody else getting this commercial stuck in their head?

rave: thanks to carmen, i realized i have all the ingredients for shrimp and grits!

rave: this will make all my meals today grits-based.

[quote="Don't forget "uneducated." Those are some ignorant bitches on that show. Did you see the one with the fat girl who made her future husband go to fat camp while she sat on the sidelines eating doughnuts?

Oh my, I didn't see that!!! Why do I torture myself?

Flexichick wrote: Rant: This commercial: "Gimme back that filet o'fish...."

anybody else getting this commercial stuck in their head?

Holy carp I was gonna post this. LMAO.