The Rant Rave thread

Rant: losing the first round of trivia by four points about sesame street and childbirth - to a group of Park Slope moms.
Rave: they gave us their free drink chips and we won the next round and got our own free drink chips! Wheeeeeee!

Rave: the funniest line from trivia: Achtung! No ding ding until the wedding ring!

Rant :

Someone calling my cell private and waking me from my slumber. :mad:
Two freakin' times in a row. The message it left was the sound of them
hanging up the phone. I don't answer private calls.

Rave :

I'm cooking two cornish game hens. They so cute. Little mini chickens. :razz:

Rave: Oh, nuthin...


Rant: I know, mere baby shoes compared to summayuz.

Rave: qwer asdf yuio hjkl



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Rave: Andy Richter!

Since when is the rant and rave board about video?!?!?!?

Get thee to the who's going to post next thread!!! THat needs love and resurrection!!


Rave: Slept through the night
Rant: I have 2 weeks of mail pilled up.

Rave: Mets season tickets!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Rant: I almost vomited when the guy told me my total for the two seats.

Why the hell would you buy those?

Rant: 40-something men with too much to prove in friendly-league dodgeball games

Someone take me out tonight!! Somewhere cheap, I have little $
But I really need to get out of the house and talk to humans

Zuzu's? Cheesesteak tour?

Mamacita wrote: Someone take me out tonight!! Somewhere cheap, I have little $
But I really need to get out of the house and talk to humans

pm sent

In Manhattan or Brooklyn??

im stayin in the hood. I've only got till 7:30 before the manslut comes home reeking of exhaust and sweat (and wanting food)
ps im trying to go to the hoff bc i have not been there in ages

Mamacita wrote: Someone take me out tonight!! Somewhere cheap, I have little $
But I really need to get out of the house and talk to humans

I'll call you when I am on my way back from a hot wine bar date near Union Sq. and see if you need further coddling!

Also Rave: Girl Scout cookies!
Oh crap Rant: there is some nasty shit in these cookies, hydrogenated oils and dyes and corn syrup and ew.

I may be up for some food and drink tonight, but most likely won't get back to Brooklyn til around 7pm.....

Im a crappy early bird. I suck at life. Any no one loves to go to south slope hah

Or if you want realllly cheap drinks, I've got a growler of double ipa, several bottles of wine, bourbon, and a roof. Just make sure to bundle up.

I can't guarantee nekkid men, but it is a distinct possibility.

When is Mougar's house party? This friday? or next?

I'm around. Hoff might be too far to drag my ass though... I'z be walkin and shit...

Mamacita wrote: When is Mougar's house party? This friday? or next?

I'm around. Hoff might be too far to drag my ass though... I'z be walkin and shit...

dood take the bus down to 14th and walk up!

Mamacita wrote: When is Mougar's house party? This friday? or next?

Next Friday, the 20th.

Mougar wrote: Or if you want realllly cheap drinks, I've got a growler of double ipa, several bottles of wine, bourbon, and a roof. Just make sure to bundle up.

I can't guarantee nekkid men, but it is a distinct possibility.

Oh man I missed this! Hey Scarlett and Doodoo wanna see nekked booty!?!

I have nothing against nekkid booty, but also need to feed myself at some point as well. It's called "dinner".

I don't think we were invited but hells yah I wanna see the naked schlong swinging around!!!!!!! Not sure what time I get back though, kinda depends on how the date goes.

Mougar wrote: [quote=Mamacita]When is Mougar's house party? This friday? or next?

Next Friday, the 20th.

Ohh yeah, Friday at Mougy's



The 20th, the Friday after Next!!

Wasn't that the title of the sequel?

Either way, I wanna be Ice Cube. Mama, you can be Chris Tucker.

Right, the sequel to the sequel.

Funny ass line from Friday:
"Mr. Jones: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. "

If Mougy will have us. There are 2 REALLY good places to eat.

1) 5th ave market deli.... I've tried most of the sandwiches on the menu and can recommend the "Godfather 2" and the "badda bing" (which is their cheesesteak)
For veggie, the Portabello with fresh motz and pesto is really delicious.
http://www.menuism.com/links/show/bt7h-WjWWr3BqKaby-t3N_


2) Delivery from Tomato & Basil. Their Grandma pie (ask for extra crispy) is DEVINE!!!

Alright, done and done. I'm pretty sure all of you have my address and/or phone number. I'll be ready by 7