UNReal World 4.0!!

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Is your house going to be clean?

Just put down the bleach and back slowly away.

Carnivore wrote: Voodoo, is it ok if I bring a friend from high school who's back in town visiting? She's from Manhattan, but I swear she's cool.

Dude, you are so coming. Friend and all. Shit. Now I have to make bacon.

^^

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Em26]When will a the time be decided?

When I decide, dammit!

I just need to check with Mama, cause y'know, she insists that her salsa be made same day and stuff. We need some prep time!

Will post a time soon, but it will be earlier than other RWs. And Brooklynbound, you should come. Newbs, but not trolls, are very welcome.


Blah blah blah! Prep-schmep...How long does it take to pop open a can of salsa and tostitos?

Pick a time already!

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Carnivore]Voodoo, is it ok if I bring a friend from high school who's back in town visiting? She's from Manhattan, but I swear she's cool.

Dude, you are so coming. Friend and all. Shit. Now I have to make bacon.

You don't have to make bacon, just open a jar of baconaise:

http://www.baconnaise.com/

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Is your house going to be clean?

As clean as you can get an unrenovated floor through. The cleaning lady is making a special appearance during the day especially for you Beav. And she uses a ton of bleach. You know you're coming.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Is your house going to be clean?

As clean as you can get an unrenovated floor through. The cleaning lady is making a special appearance during the day especially for you Beav. And she uses a ton of bleach. You know you're coming.

Now I know why Beave hasn't come over my place ...although cleaning guy is coming tomorrow

Now if we could get Daily Heights (you need a drink dude) and Flexi (you need a drink dudette) to make an appearance, we have a party!

I didnt even know Beave was OCD about cleaning. I hope my house was ok during RW 1.0

I offered to scrub whynots kitchen grout while I was there.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I offered to scrub whynots kitchen grout while I was there.

You can scrub my grout anytime. And I have a lot of grout.

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The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

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Skip to 3:42 for the relevant part.

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The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Optimist Prime

Daily Show Full EpisodesImportant Things With Demetri Martin

Political HumorJoke of the Day

Now skip to 1:56.

Mmmmm. Baconaisse.

Mama. Baconaisse foudu? Is that what you were thinking?

If Jon Stewart has taught us anything, it's that you can't serve baconnaise without these to dip in it:

pancakes, sausage and chocolate chip...on a stick....are these product people stoners, or what? because I think I'd have to be pretty high to want to eat something like that

Shit things are getting heavy now. Looks like we are going to need my special bacon wrapped dish.......

PS.. Em is you bring the turkey bacon we can whip one out for you.

Crap. Now I need to find baconnaise and Jimmy Dean chocolate chip pancake & sausage on a stick before Wednesday. On it.

I HATE mayonnaise!!!!! keep it on the side :evil:

Note: I will not actually be eating those Jimmy Dean things.

Am I the only one kinda wanting some sausage and eggs now? Scarlett?

Carny, can the Mrs make her spam delight????

Carnivore wrote: Note: I will not actually be eating those Jimmy Dean things.

But you'll eat the baconnaise, right? We can work around that.

Mamacita wrote: Looks like we are going to need my special bacon wrapped dish.......

Yes. Fer sure.

Mamacita wrote: Carny, can the Mrs make her spam delight????

Are you talking about the spam and kimchi thing? Cause I made that. It's my "Korean bachelor" specialty. If you're talking about the spicy spam kimbap, that's too labor-intensive for a weeknight.

Carnivore wrote: Are you talking about the spam and kimchi thing? Cause I made that. It's my "Korean bachelor" specialty. If you're talking about the spicy spam kimbap, that's too labor-intensive for a weeknight.

Korean bachelor? Hot. Just show up and bring some booze. Everything else is covered. I hope.

Any room left in this party? I've got a five-gallon bucket of Jager waiting for the right occasion.

BigGuy wrote: Any room left in this party? I've got a five-gallon bucket of Jager waiting for the right occasion.

HA!!!
but, you might want to save the Jager for Mouger's upcoming housewarming party.
:P :P

BigGuy wrote: Any room left in this party? I've got a five-gallon bucket of Jager waiting for the right occasion.

You better be here. And Mouges will be pissed if you forget the jager.

Mamacita wrote: Am I the only one kinda wanting some sausage and eggs now? Scarlett?

Oh sweetie you know I had to go out and have some sausage last night!

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=BigGuy]Any room left in this party? I've got a five-gallon bucket of Jager waiting for the right occasion.

You better be here. And Mouges will be pissed if you forget the jager.
Mougar outright refused to drink the jager I bought for him during the Vanderbilt pub crawl. :evil: