UNReal World 4.0!!

So, it looks like we are being asked not to bring food; only booze.

...could be messy. not as messy as penny night, but messy nonetheless.

whynot_31 wrote: So, it looks like we are being asked not to bring food; only booze.

...could be messy. not as messy as penny night, but messy nonetheless.

You can and should bring food! We need to keep Scar and Beave relatively sober. There won't be anyone for them to make out with.

LOL, Bring food! The more the merry!

Don't worry, Mougar will eat most of it before you show up. He's a growing boy.

Full disclosure: I'm making salsa/guac with chips. Also one cheese thingy. oohhhh and bacon just to torment Em.

PS... I'm putting a chastity belt on Papi chulo seeing Scarho already admitting to showing up drunk

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=whynot_31]So, it looks like we are being asked not to bring food; only booze.

...could be messy. not as messy as penny night, but messy nonetheless.

You can and should bring food! We need to keep Scar and Beave relatively sober. There won't be anyone for them to make out with.

...poor Mougie. He'll arrive early, but just be hanging out with the food. No one will make out with him.

We need to attract newbies who can feel (and act on) pity.

Maybe nomad or brooklynbound will make out with Mougie.

I highly doubt I'm going to make it. So Scarho can make out with Mougie.

Brookbound, you bring the loving :P

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I highly doubt I'm going to make it. So Scarho can make out with Mougie.

Dammit, then I wont get my delicious, round cupcakes of joy!!

Although I appreciate everyone's help in trying to find a woman for me to make out with, I think your efforts may be a little misguided.

Mougar wrote: Although I appreciate everyone's help in trying to find a woman for me to make out with, I think your efforts may be a little misguided.

Riiiiiight. Both of my cats are male, should that interest you.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Mougar]Although I appreciate everyone's help in trying to find a woman for me to make out with, I think your efforts may be a little misguided.

Riiiiiight. Both of my cats are male, should that interest you.
I'm kind of disappointed that whynot didn't pick that up first, I think his head is still out of the game after that hiatus.

Nah, its just that I believe we should take turns picking on you.

...I can't have all the fun.

Plus, I'm far more of a Beavis character than a Nelson (ala Simpsons) character.

Mamacita wrote: PS... I'm putting a chastity belt on Papi chulo seeing Scarho already admitting to showing up drunk

How did I do that? Predict my own future? Hmph. Well if I do show up, I will be coming straight from work so unless I pull an Ian, you can count on me being only a little drunk!

And Nomad, looking forward to meeting you, although.I know whynot tried to poison your perceptions!!

scarlett wrote: [quote=Mamacita]PS... I'm putting a chastity belt on Papi chulo seeing Scarho already admitting to showing up drunk

How did I do that? Predict my own future? Hmph. Well if I do show up, I will be coming straight from work so unless I pull an Ian, you can count on me being only a little drunk!

And Nomad, looking forward to meeting you, although.I know whynot tried to poison your perceptions!!

You know you love my boy, it's all that white chocolate goodness!
I promise not to spank you at Voodoo's. Though Papi make no such promises.

Maybe I got sick because you didn't spank me this weekend!

Mamacita wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]I highly doubt I'm going to make it. So Scarho can make out with Mougie.

Dammit, then I wont get my delicious, round cupcakes of joy!!

Did somebody say "cupcakes"?????? (sorry....embedding disabled)

Theres a lotta dirtiness itt.


The boy may not be joining me in light of the friend+yellowcab hood incident mentioned in rant+rave (the dude has no family so he's staying overnight tonight and maybe tmorrow night also) but i shall be there for absolute sure unless he wants me to stay with him in the hospital (I love yall but you know how it is.) Apparently he's got some sort of internal bleeding and bladder puncture issues...who knows. Fucking cabbie got out and started screaming about how he dented his hood after he RAN A RED LIGHT AND MOWED THE KID DOWN.

Oh god Carmen - that sounds awful. Hope he makes a speedy recovery.

Surely watching Scarlett & AB (amongst others) mocking Mougar (I'm just a spectator!) will take your mind off it all. And if it doesn't copious amounts of booze will.

Hmmm... will pass on the opportunity to make out with Mougar... Brooklynbound - he's all yours!

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I thought I was on Rants and Raves. oops

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I thought I was on Rants and Raves. oops

Rave: Flexi wants to come to Unreal World! She can't look away!!

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Flexichick]<deleted>

I thought I was on Rants and Raves. oops

I'm actually watching it right now....ha.
Rave: Flexi wants to come to Unreal World! She can't look away!!

scarlett wrote: [quote=Mamacita]PS... I'm putting a chastity belt on Papi chulo seeing Scarho already admitting to showing up drunk

How did I do that? Predict my own future? Hmph. Well if I do show up, I will be coming straight from work so unless I pull an Ian, you can count on me being only a little drunk!

And Nomad, looking forward to meeting you, although.I know whynot tried to poison your perceptions!!

...tries to think what I could say that would taint Scarlett.

Voodoo, does Flexi pass the Troll test? You could say you decided not to invite her and thus save face if she decides she wishes to remain incognito to all but a select few.

Flexi: Come tomorrow night and bring Potter as your date. You can call yourselves LongTimeSloper and OldTimeBrooklyn and no one will ever know!! There will be lots of cheese. Even warm cheese. Mmmm. Cheese.

Ha! make sure you bring Ikea goods!

Oh man, I just made a special Unreal World mix and am listening to it now. You guys are in for a treat. Bon Iver to Tom Petty, Kings of Leon to Patsy Cline, The Killers to Iggy to Lynyrd Skynyrd to White Stripes to Gabriella Cilmi (especially for Carmen). I'm dancin' while I'm cleanin'!

Dude the album is good! Want me to bring my external hard drive to steal it?

Carmen wrote: Dude the album is good! Want me to bring my external hard drive to steal it?

I have it! It rocks! You may want to bring your external hard drive to steal my shit (not that I approve of stealing music, cause that's just wrong). You'll see. I'm taking song requests until midnight.

damn, all I did was leave 101.9 on.

...may Un-RW 3.0 rest in peace.

VoodooNYC wrote: I'm taking song requests until midnight.

Great! There's still time!

Anything Micheal Jackson.

Anything Tupac.

Anything Akon.

Motown oldies.

New Kids On the Block. Old and new.Thank you.