UNReal World 4.0!!

How did those bacon thingys come out? Did you burn them , Mama!??

VoodooNYC wrote: I've just busted Mougar's nut!!!1111

Was it good!?

I think what we've established is that I can beat anyone on the board in an arm wrestling contest.

In any event, I go bed now.

Next time I will destroy your Mougar ass!!!!!1111

Mougar was writhing on the floor after your encounter tonight. What else do you plan for next time?

Em26 wrote: How did those bacon thingys come out? Did you burn them , Mama!??

The bacon "thingies" (bacon-wrapped dates) were delicious. We need to have bacon at all future Unreal World events. At least this time we had the show on in the the same room we were all in!

Mougar wrote: I think what we've established is that I can beat anyone on the board in an arm wrestling contest.

In any event, I go bed now.

I think we've established that I nearly broke your groin in arm wrestling. Even though I concede you won. This time. Nighty night, sweet pea.

Mougar wrote: I think what we've established is that I can beat anyone on the board in an arm wrestling contest.

In any event, I go bed now.

I think you need to take on Jay (Stacey's husband). He will leave you crying on the floor even more than Voodoo did (even if you did technically beat him).

And more tomorrow. Had a great time, you lushes. And props to kittie Ollie for providing entertainment I had no idea he had in him. Going to bed. My apartment smells like bacon.

VoodooNYC wrote: My apartment smells like bacon.

EPIC WIN!!!!!11

Carnivore wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC]My apartment smells like bacon.

EPIC WIN!!!!!11

I'm surprised you didn't ask if you can spend the night , C. :-s

VoodooNYC wrote: My apartment smells like bacon.

LOL! Thank you so much for hosting!!!

VoodooNYC wrote: My apartment smells like bacon.

LOL! Thank you so much for hosting!!!

The writhing in pain was because my legs are still sore from moving and Mamacita suggested I sit my butt down further.

Jay doesn't count because he's a hanger on. Also he looks like he would win.

Voodoo thank you for hosting! What a beautiful apartment! And I will make out with Oliver's ass any day!
Nomad and Brooklynbound - so nice to meet you!!!!!!!
Good to see the rest of you freaks and Mama, please bring salsa and guac to my office for breakfast. Thank you.

What a fun night!

Thanks so much for hosting Voodoo - you have a great apt and a very lovely orange cat!!

Great to see/meet you all....

Just got into work - 2 hours late. HOLY CRAP that was fun!!!!! Thank you ALL for bringing so much stuff! Spam kimchi?? WTF? And it tastes awesome?? Olives, pickles, margaritas, chocolate macaroons, Trader Joe's bread and trail mix, a boatload of cheese and wine. Salsa and guac. I had way more fun than any one person should be allowed.

Mama - special thanks to you for being a co-host and cooking and almost burning down the apartment with a bacon grease fire.

I adore each and every one of you. Oh, and to the person who left all the dirt on the hand towel in the bathroom, please take a shower, thank you.
Let's do that again next week??

And I have kitchen stuff that belongs to several of you - Moug, sorry we never made the cookies but I promise not to let the dough go to waste. Carni and Mami, I have your stuff too. And if someone could go clean my apartment before I get home from work I would really appreciate it. Thx.

yea, who is hosting 5.0? ...Mougie, you ready to get evicted yet?

P.S. When Nomad tells you that the B71 stops running at 9:30, you should believe her. ...she'll punish you by making you walk up Union if you do not.

VoodooNYC wrote: Oh, and to the person who left all the dirt on the hand towel in the bathroom, please take a shower, thank you.
Let's do that again next week??

That wasn't dirt...

VoodooNYC wrote: Oh, and to the person who left all the dirt on the hand towel in the bathroom, please take a shower, thank you.

Wait, there was a bathroom too? :twisted:

dirt on the handtowels?!
I dont think that was me...



maybe? The end of the night is fuzzy.

jeffrey wrote: That wasn't dirt...

Ew.

whynot_31 wrote: P.S. When Nomad tells you that the B71 stops running at 9:30, you should believe her. ...she'll punish you by making you walk up Union if you do not.

I knows my stuff!

jeffrey wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC]Oh, and to the person who left all the dirt on the hand towel in the bathroom, please take a shower, thank you.
Let's do that again next week??

That wasn't dirt...




Very clever , Jeffrey.

And gross , too.....ya big nasty!

What can I say.

Some times the jokes on this board just publish themselves.

whynot_31 wrote: yea, who is hosting 5.0? ...Mougie, you ready to get evicted yet?

I should definitely host either 5.0 or 6.0. I don't actually have cable, but that's ok right?

I dunno, I saw some people watching it last night!

Mougar wrote: I don't actually have cable

You can take the boy out of Crown Heights, but you can't take Crown Heights out of the boy.

Urgh. I feel like shit today. Need a nap.

How late did everyone leave? Since moug and I pussied out first