What's up with men?

Subject: What's up with men?

Okay, so in the last 24 hours I've read about 1) a man murdering a bunch of frail, elderly people in North Carolina, 2)a man mudering himself and six family members in California, 3) a man in Boston slaughtering two of his sisters in Boston. What the hell?!?! What's with all of the extreme, sickening violence so many men resort to?

Women?

..just lock the thread now.

It's cause we have to live in the same world as women.

muchos huevos

apresvu wrote: Okay, so in the last 24 hours I've read about 1) a man murdering a bunch of frail, elderly people in North Carolina, 2)a man mudering himself and six family members in California, 3) a man in Boston slaughtering two of his sisters in Boston. What the hell?!?! What's with all of the extreme, sickening violence so many men resort to?

omg! your constant nagging makes me want to kill someone!

;p

My mom has this one male alpaca who is mostly brown, but has a milk face, and for some reason his balls are big and white, instead of brown. Every. Single. Time. I go home she lifts his tail up and asks me to look at them. Thus far I have survived without looking.

This thread is going places.

Don't you know? All men are evil, crazy, blood thirsty animals. Stay far far away from them!

Damn you Scarlett!!

LongTimeSloper wrote: Don't you know? All men are evil, crazy, blood thirsty animals. Stay far far away from them!

I may be an asshole, but I can't speak for all men. I hear some of them are nice.

I say, blame society, not men.

Just you wait until Superbowl Sunday!

Yes, Mama, and alpacas do it laying down - the only other mammal to do so. sometimes they do it for up to an hour! I know some men who can't even compete with that! So yes, quick draw mens who don't last as long as alpacas = assholes.

scarlett wrote: Yes, Mama, and alpacas do it laying down - the only other mammal to do so. sometimes they do it for up to an hour! I know some men who can't even compete with that! So yes, quick draw mens who don't last as long as alpacas = assholes.

I think this should be your signature line

I always seem to have premature ejaculation during masturbation.

Scarlett, if you don't make it yours, I'll make it mine.

"men who don't last as long as alpacas = assholes"

^^ Cool! Thanks for sharing!
(oops, this was meant for MeredithB)

Whynot, that's fucking awesome, but it's "mens" not men, mkay?

Who's going to get the first PM for being off topic, not in the lounge and talking about each other's nuts?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ^^^^ too funny whynot


Beave, we are in the lounge! Someone moved us

Speaking of my Beaver, we ARE in the lounge, having done did gotten moved from slopetown.

And since we're talking about alpacas - do you like my new avatar, Mamacita? You said slowpoke was scawwy so I changed it. This young boy is named Renoir. Isn't he cute?

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Who's going to get the first PM for being off topic, not in the lounge and talking about each other's nuts?

Men can't talk about anything without mentioning their packages. ....does this thread prove women can't talk about men without mentioning men's packages?

Meridith, thanks for sharing.

^^ very true. I know I can't!!! I love packages. I like to squeeze yours when I first meet you, just to check it out.

Bah I just remembered I think I did this to Mougar at Festivus 1.0 causing his poor witto balls to run back into his body and force him back into childhood.

Scarlet, I love the fuzz face, what a cutie!

now back on topic: I blame the Vas Deferens!

What the fuck is all that yellow stuff?

Last night at the comedy show at Bar 4 this swedish dude was saying there is proof that God exists but has a sense of humor because the prostate cannot be stimulated by female fingers, has to be a big dick or other butt tool. Tee hee!

scarlett wrote: Yes, Mama, and alpacas do it laying down - the only other mammal to do so. sometimes they do it for up to an hour! I know some men who can't even compete with that! So yes, quick draw mens who don't last as long as alpacas = assholes.

An hour??? An hour?? Wow, now I want an alpaca. do they go on killing sprees in nursing homes?

MeredithB wrote: I always seem to have premature ejaculation during masturbation.

LMAO

LTS, you;re not supposed to be reading my bawdy-it's-my-day-off posts!!!!!

Nah, alpacas are so sweet. They let the barn cat, also male, do all the killing. That furry beast in black and white tuxedo kills like ten bunnies or mice a day!

LongTimeSloper wrote: [quote=MeredithB]I always seem to have premature ejaculation during masturbation.

LMAO

Don't you know talking about masturbation is taboo?

Otherwise men at the bar would be bragging to each other:

"Man I was all over myself last night. I just couldn't get enough"

Men have testosterone. Lots of it, sometimes. It makes us do violent, irrational things when we're angry. I've learnt to be more constructive with what I do with my anger, but I'm 39 years old now. Back when I was 20-something, I got arrested for punching another guy in the head. If I had easy access to a firearm, I hope I would have restrained myself, but I was living in suburban New Jersey at the time, where getting a gun is very difficult, legally or otherwise. Personally I don't like knives, though I've thought of going upside certain people's heads with a blunt instrument like my 8 pound steel bike lock on occasion.

Women get mad but restrict things to words and attitudes. I was out Saturday night drinking and I could tell you that if I wanted to get into a fight, I could have been in one in about 15 seconds at certain places with certain people. Again, testosterone.

Sorry if this isn't a funny post, but I too heard the news about all the crazy shootings and stabbings in the past few days. I've got good reason to be really pissed off lately (I've been unemployed for a long time, got rejected for a very good job for a bullshit reason recently, my unemployment benefits are suspended due to an investigation regarding a temp job I had that ended but the agency said I quit, I rudely dumped a woman I was dating after getting "let's just be friends" after three dates), but I cope with beer, violent video games, and long exhausing bicycle rides to get my anger out. Some guys just have shit coping mechanisms, not that I'm proud of excessive drinking, but I never get stupid drunk enough to do anything THAT dumb in public.